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I - and millions of other Americans - can’t wait to turn Newt’s headstone into a urinal.
June 15, 2025 at 10:58 PM
*sound of a potato rotating*
June 15, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Someone ask Jason Miller which flavor of smoothie is best for concealing an abortifacient from an unsuspecting party.

My money is on strawberry.
June 15, 2025 at 3:15 AM
It was so quiet folks could hear each time Taco shit his diaper.
June 15, 2025 at 3:11 AM
“WE’RE HAVING HAMBERDERS AT THE PERADE!!! BE THERE, WILL BE WILD!!!”
June 14, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Someone ask him Daria is doing.
a man with a beard is smiling and wearing a hat
ALT: a man with a beard is smiling and wearing a hat
media.tenor.com
June 12, 2025 at 10:40 PM
How to Strangle and Dispose of Brazilian Rent Boys

by Glenn Greenwald
June 11, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Riley Gaines was fantastic as the Shadow King on FX’s ‘Legion’.
June 11, 2025 at 12:16 AM
The smartest thing to ever come out of Harris Faulkner’s mouth was Roger Ailes’ cock.
March 20, 2025 at 7:11 PM
The judge doth protest to much methinks.
March 11, 2025 at 2:02 AM
This graphic left off that piece of shit Russell Vought.
March 8, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Andy Ogles is giving Ted Cruz a run for ‘Most Punchable Face’.
March 7, 2025 at 3:56 AM
The last thing Peter Thiel’s wiener sees before it gets gawk gawked by JD.
March 4, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Never forget that this cunt Lutnick lost almost all of his employees on 9/11, then tried to weasel out of paying their families their paychecks.

Hell cannot come soon enough nor burn hot enough for this piece of shit.
March 4, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Never forget that this cunt Lutnick lost almost all of his employees on 9/11, then tried to weasel out of paying their families their paychecks.

Hell cannot come soon enough nor burn hot enough for this piece of shit.
March 4, 2025 at 12:43 AM
The book that was ghostwritten for him? That he never actually read?

www.newyorker.com/magazine/201...
Donald Trump’s Ghostwriter Tells All
In “The Art of the Deal,” Tony Schwartz helped create the myth that Trump is a charming business genius. Now he calls him unfit to lead.
www.newyorker.com
March 3, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Is that the same Ivan Raiklin who is - allegedly - the Jan. 5th pipe bomber? The manlet who calls himself “The Secretary of Retribution”?
March 3, 2025 at 12:02 PM
This fucking bitch. Unbelievable.
March 2, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Who’s the old lesbian in glasses?
March 1, 2025 at 10:28 PM
From your mouth to God’s ears 🙏🏼
March 1, 2025 at 7:58 PM