There’s probably a joke about you having to talk over a lot of hot air from the other side of the room…

Half-wits confuse half-staff with half-mast in half-hearted attempt to show outrage or empathy?

I agree. As much as it’s a personal milestone for Cook, it’s also a team milestone for the offensive line and others blocking for him.

Join us in retirement. Your other two options do you a disservice. I’ve got a hat for you:

Cherish those calls. This is the first season I don’t get those calls from Dad, and I miss them. Send your Dad best wishes from this long-time Bills fan.

Merry Christmas, Joe. We hope you have a wonderful Christmas back home, too.

This is a family heirloom, now passed onto my daughter. She may have been in the car when I claimed it from the Mobil station after buying the minimum 8 gallons of gas.

Happy Birthday, Heather. Make sure @joeyerdon buys you an adult beverage for embarrassing you on Blue Sky.