Michael Marano Punches Nazis
@mikemarano.bsky.social
Bram Stoker, International Horror Guild Award- winning and Shirley Jackson-nominated Author. Film and Arts Critic/Commentator. Editor. Book Doctor. Fitness Trainer. Writing Instructor. He / Him www.BluePencilMike.com / www.GetOffMyLawnFitness.com
Check out my review of DIE MY LOVE at The Arts Fuse! @theartsfuse.bsky.social
“The sight of two teeny-bopper icons of a few years ago rutting in a manner that makes you wonder if they’re up to date on their rabies shots is jarring in exactly the way it needs to be.”
artsfuse.org/319714/film-...
“The sight of two teeny-bopper icons of a few years ago rutting in a manner that makes you wonder if they’re up to date on their rabies shots is jarring in exactly the way it needs to be.”
artsfuse.org/319714/film-...
November 7, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Check out my review of DIE MY LOVE at The Arts Fuse! @theartsfuse.bsky.social
“The sight of two teeny-bopper icons of a few years ago rutting in a manner that makes you wonder if they’re up to date on their rabies shots is jarring in exactly the way it needs to be.”
artsfuse.org/319714/film-...
“The sight of two teeny-bopper icons of a few years ago rutting in a manner that makes you wonder if they’re up to date on their rabies shots is jarring in exactly the way it needs to be.”
artsfuse.org/319714/film-...
This is the face of a fitness professional, who is actually overjoyed that another fitness professional under the age of 30 got his Hans and Franz reference while they worked together this morning.
November 6, 2025 at 5:13 PM
This is the face of a fitness professional, who is actually overjoyed that another fitness professional under the age of 30 got his Hans and Franz reference while they worked together this morning.
From AP:
‘MAGA Missouri State Sen. Bill Eigel (seen here burning boxes) said he would burn books he found objectionable, and that he'd do it on the lawn outside the governor's mansion. He later said it was all a metaphor for how he would attack the "woke liberal agenda."'
‘MAGA Missouri State Sen. Bill Eigel (seen here burning boxes) said he would burn books he found objectionable, and that he'd do it on the lawn outside the governor's mansion. He later said it was all a metaphor for how he would attack the "woke liberal agenda."'
October 28, 2025 at 2:44 PM
From AP:
‘MAGA Missouri State Sen. Bill Eigel (seen here burning boxes) said he would burn books he found objectionable, and that he'd do it on the lawn outside the governor's mansion. He later said it was all a metaphor for how he would attack the "woke liberal agenda."'
‘MAGA Missouri State Sen. Bill Eigel (seen here burning boxes) said he would burn books he found objectionable, and that he'd do it on the lawn outside the governor's mansion. He later said it was all a metaphor for how he would attack the "woke liberal agenda."'
Yeah… I’m reading Conan and listening to Alice Cooper on vinyl. Once a disaffected youth of the 1970s, always a disaffected youth of the 1970s.
October 28, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Yeah… I’m reading Conan and listening to Alice Cooper on vinyl. Once a disaffected youth of the 1970s, always a disaffected youth of the 1970s.
Yeah... having a Fulci kind of a day...
October 26, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Yeah... having a Fulci kind of a day...
The *VERY INSTANT* I'm writing my review of BUGONIA while listening to WMBR and mention Jarry's play UBU ROI, Dave Thomas of the Band Pere Ubu (named after that play's main character) comes on and does a station ID. Coincidence? Synchronicity? Or Jarry's Pataphysics? I choose the third possibility.
October 23, 2025 at 8:41 PM
The *VERY INSTANT* I'm writing my review of BUGONIA while listening to WMBR and mention Jarry's play UBU ROI, Dave Thomas of the Band Pere Ubu (named after that play's main character) comes on and does a station ID. Coincidence? Synchronicity? Or Jarry's Pataphysics? I choose the third possibility.
BY CROM!! I found the perfect reading for a long subway ride through the tunnels of the Stygian underworld!
October 20, 2025 at 8:25 PM
BY CROM!! I found the perfect reading for a long subway ride through the tunnels of the Stygian underworld!
"Broke into the wrong goddamn rec room, didn't ya you bastard!!!!"
October 18, 2025 at 2:15 AM
"Broke into the wrong goddamn rec room, didn't ya you bastard!!!!"
Just saw two of my favorite actors playing struggling, marginalized dads trying to take care of their daughters in the face of rising and reactionary political cruelty. Scoot McNairy in FAIRYLAND and Leonardo DiCaprio in ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER.
October 15, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Just saw two of my favorite actors playing struggling, marginalized dads trying to take care of their daughters in the face of rising and reactionary political cruelty. Scoot McNairy in FAIRYLAND and Leonardo DiCaprio in ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER.
Six words, in memory of Diane Keaton:
"Touch my heart... with your foot."
"Touch my heart... with your foot."
October 14, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Six words, in memory of Diane Keaton:
"Touch my heart... with your foot."
"Touch my heart... with your foot."
"Infidel defilers. They shall all drown in lakes of blood. Now they will know why they are afraid of the dark. Now they will learn why they fear the night."--Thulsa Doom.
October 14, 2025 at 4:09 AM
"Infidel defilers. They shall all drown in lakes of blood. Now they will know why they are afraid of the dark. Now they will learn why they fear the night."--Thulsa Doom.
Yep! It's yet another day in which it feels like Joel-Peter Witkin snuck into my head and photographed what I feel. Without a permit.
October 10, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Yep! It's yet another day in which it feels like Joel-Peter Witkin snuck into my head and photographed what I feel. Without a permit.
I live here in kill city
Where the debris meets the sea
It's a playground to the rich
But it's a loaded gun to me
Where the debris meets the sea
It's a playground to the rich
But it's a loaded gun to me
October 10, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I live here in kill city
Where the debris meets the sea
It's a playground to the rich
But it's a loaded gun to me
Where the debris meets the sea
It's a playground to the rich
But it's a loaded gun to me
“Get me out of here…”
“Where do you want to go?”
“Home.”
“Home? This is your home. You’re dead.”
“Where do you want to go?”
“Home.”
“Home? This is your home. You’re dead.”
October 9, 2025 at 8:51 PM
“Get me out of here…”
“Where do you want to go?”
“Home.”
“Home? This is your home. You’re dead.”
“Where do you want to go?”
“Home.”
“Home? This is your home. You’re dead.”
Saturday morning with a big mug of tea and Godzilla. Yeah, this is good…
September 27, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Saturday morning with a big mug of tea and Godzilla. Yeah, this is good…
Informal Poll! I'm all, Yay! Let's Punch Nazis!
September 26, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Informal Poll! I'm all, Yay! Let's Punch Nazis!
HAPPY HOBBIT DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE!! Read some Tolkien! Eat some lembas! Overthrow an evil tyrant through perseverance with the aid of a multi-ethnic Fellowship!
September 22, 2025 at 8:42 PM
HAPPY HOBBIT DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE!! Read some Tolkien! Eat some lembas! Overthrow an evil tyrant through perseverance with the aid of a multi-ethnic Fellowship!
Starting my day, and my week, right with Jack Reacher and Dunkin’s.
September 22, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Starting my day, and my week, right with Jack Reacher and Dunkin’s.
To My Fellow Antifa Nazi Punchers...
September 19, 2025 at 8:58 PM
To My Fellow Antifa Nazi Punchers...
Current Mood... Newly Awakened BEEF!!!
September 15, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Current Mood... Newly Awakened BEEF!!!
Got my COVID booster!! Fuck you RFK, you fucking brain damaged, nepo junkie fuck up!
September 8, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Got my COVID booster!! Fuck you RFK, you fucking brain damaged, nepo junkie fuck up!