Mike Maples
@mikemaples.bsky.social
Art is the curation of accidents. Screenwriter, working in LA.
Oregon Duck.
Oregon Duck.
That your post showed up below this one made me laugh.
November 6, 2025 at 5:53 PM
That your post showed up below this one made me laugh.
It’s unlikely they would go given Trump’s Truth Social post.
November 4, 2025 at 6:05 PM
It’s unlikely they would go given Trump’s Truth Social post.
Yeah, just some misguided “kids.”
October 16, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Yeah, just some misguided “kids.”
My wife on her 60th agrees with you. 💕
September 2, 2025 at 12:33 AM
My wife on her 60th agrees with you. 💕
Look, he’s descended from the finest genes imaginable…
August 31, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Look, he’s descended from the finest genes imaginable…
I’m smashin’ burgers all over the republic on my Blackstone.
June 29, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I’m smashin’ burgers all over the republic on my Blackstone.
Kristi Noem quoting Corey Lewandowski:
May 23, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Kristi Noem quoting Corey Lewandowski:
I wonder how many of us have the same exact stocks on our watch list.
May 6, 2025 at 3:34 PM
I wonder how many of us have the same exact stocks on our watch list.
I would attribute this but can’t remember who posted it.
April 22, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I would attribute this but can’t remember who posted it.
Same. Her name is Sylvie, but I call her Booger, or the Boog.
April 11, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Same. Her name is Sylvie, but I call her Booger, or the Boog.
Super easy get-rich-quick scheme: Go back in time. Invent Greenies dog toothbrushes, because if I don’t give my girl her morning greenie after pooping, I’ll need to go into a WitSec program.
April 7, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Super easy get-rich-quick scheme: Go back in time. Invent Greenies dog toothbrushes, because if I don’t give my girl her morning greenie after pooping, I’ll need to go into a WitSec program.
Your base wants healthcare, a safety net in retirement and cheaper food prices, you feckless moron, not some bullshit empty gesture like this, or making English the official language of the United States Of Southern Canada.
March 1, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Your base wants healthcare, a safety net in retirement and cheaper food prices, you feckless moron, not some bullshit empty gesture like this, or making English the official language of the United States Of Southern Canada.
Is AI writing Huff Post headlines now? Look at this mess.
January 10, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Is AI writing Huff Post headlines now? Look at this mess.
I’m the blue dot bottom left. Feel surrounded. The column of smoke looks close. Hopefully Venice is far enough south. I got my go bag and stuff. “May you live in interesting times.”
January 8, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I’m the blue dot bottom left. Feel surrounded. The column of smoke looks close. Hopefully Venice is far enough south. I got my go bag and stuff. “May you live in interesting times.”
This Palisades fire looks a bit close for comfort with these insane Santa Ana winds.
January 8, 2025 at 12:44 AM
This Palisades fire looks a bit close for comfort with these insane Santa Ana winds.
Could there be a correlation?
December 5, 2024 at 6:56 PM
Could there be a correlation?
