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Spotify gave my musical age as 3,449 because all I listen to is that reconstructed Bronze Age Hurrian hymn
December 3, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Spotify gave my musical age as 3,449 because all I listen to is that reconstructed Bronze Age Hurrian hymn
I think we all know it would have been way cooler if Michael Dell and his wife gave one random child $6.25 billion
December 2, 2025 at 10:23 PM
I think we all know it would have been way cooler if Michael Dell and his wife gave one random child $6.25 billion
Any woman posting shit like “pls be kind to me, im just a smol bean” has recently done something unspeakably terrible
December 2, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Any woman posting shit like “pls be kind to me, im just a smol bean” has recently done something unspeakably terrible
Probably not a good idea to have a Secretary of Defense who obviously jerks off with a belt around his neck to the thought of murdering people
December 1, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Probably not a good idea to have a Secretary of Defense who obviously jerks off with a belt around his neck to the thought of murdering people
Reminder to new parents: if you give your only child a game for Christmas that means you will have to play it with them.
November 30, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Reminder to new parents: if you give your only child a game for Christmas that means you will have to play it with them.
Have the NYT Sunday crossword puzzles gotten easier or have I become a super genius
November 30, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Have the NYT Sunday crossword puzzles gotten easier or have I become a super genius
Addressing my actual family as “fam”
November 28, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Addressing my actual family as “fam”
The fact that my kid needs neither glasses nor braces is mind boggling. Like, his mom and my fucked up genes somehow canceled each other out. The chances of that happening seem very slim!
November 24, 2025 at 2:09 AM
The fact that my kid needs neither glasses nor braces is mind boggling. Like, his mom and my fucked up genes somehow canceled each other out. The chances of that happening seem very slim!
I mean, it just makes more sense given biological realities
The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints says it has lowered the minimum age for women serving as missionaries from 19 to 18.
Mormon church lowers minimum age for women missionaries to 18
The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints says it has lowered the minimum age for women serving as missionaries from 19 to 18.
bit.ly
November 22, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I mean, it just makes more sense given biological realities
Josh Brolin as George Washington is such a bad choice
November 22, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Josh Brolin as George Washington is such a bad choice
People posting about the American revolution doc are burying the lede: Bernard Bailyn is still alive? And in this?!
November 21, 2025 at 3:01 AM
People posting about the American revolution doc are burying the lede: Bernard Bailyn is still alive? And in this?!
I've said it before and I'll say it again: Michael Shannon is Serious David Letterman
November 21, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I've said it before and I'll say it again: Michael Shannon is Serious David Letterman
Believe you me this is going to be the most insane thing on television
“Boys From Brazil’ Series Ordered at Netflix With Jeremy Strong, Gillian Anderson, Daniel Brühl, August Diehl Starring
(Loved the original film. Brutal ending)
variety.com/2025/tv/news...
(Loved the original film. Brutal ending)
variety.com/2025/tv/news...
‘Boys From Brazil’ Series Ordered at Netflix With Jeremy Strong, Gillian Anderson, Daniel Brühl, August Diehl Starring
Netflix has officially greenlit the series adaptation of "The Boys From Brazil."
variety.com
November 19, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Believe you me this is going to be the most insane thing on television
It's kind of exciting to experience the collapse of the Roman Republic and the fall of the Roman empire simultaneously
November 18, 2025 at 10:32 PM
It's kind of exciting to experience the collapse of the Roman Republic and the fall of the Roman empire simultaneously
Jiffy Lube guy presenting the dip stick like an oil sommelier. Yes my good man, that will do just fine.
November 18, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Jiffy Lube guy presenting the dip stick like an oil sommelier. Yes my good man, that will do just fine.
I have no idea about the historical accuracy of “Death By Lightning” (grave doubts) but any time I get to see Michael Shannon portray a character with an inspiring moral center it’s like getting a deep tissue massage
November 17, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I have no idea about the historical accuracy of “Death By Lightning” (grave doubts) but any time I get to see Michael Shannon portray a character with an inspiring moral center it’s like getting a deep tissue massage
Snootily correcting people by saying that nepobabies is actually pronounced neh-POE-buh-bees
November 13, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Snootily correcting people by saying that nepobabies is actually pronounced neh-POE-buh-bees
Thinking about the most famous bed I've ever seen in person. Shakespeare gave it a shout out in Twelfth Night. Unfortunately they don't let you get in it, but still a helluva bed
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_B...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_B...
November 6, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Thinking about the most famous bed I've ever seen in person. Shakespeare gave it a shout out in Twelfth Night. Unfortunately they don't let you get in it, but still a helluva bed
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_B...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_B...
We are 1-2 weeks away from Nancy Mace stripping down naked on the House floor in a full on Michael Clayton style breakdown
November 5, 2025 at 11:39 PM
We are 1-2 weeks away from Nancy Mace stripping down naked on the House floor in a full on Michael Clayton style breakdown
Excuse me Mr. Mamdani but the real victims of 9/11 were the sitcom "That's My Bush" on Comedy Central
October 31, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Excuse me Mr. Mamdani but the real victims of 9/11 were the sitcom "That's My Bush" on Comedy Central
One time I recognized the song used during the closing credits of a hip, cool HBO show and I've been chasing that high ever since
October 29, 2025 at 9:51 PM
One time I recognized the song used during the closing credits of a hip, cool HBO show and I've been chasing that high ever since
Is cable television aware that there are scary movies other than “Halloween” (1978)
October 26, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Is cable television aware that there are scary movies other than “Halloween” (1978)
You shouldn’t be voting for people with tattoos anyway
October 24, 2025 at 2:20 AM
You shouldn’t be voting for people with tattoos anyway
After that Louvre heist the EEE-AWW EEE-AWW Eurosirens must have been off the charts
October 22, 2025 at 12:26 AM
After that Louvre heist the EEE-AWW EEE-AWW Eurosirens must have been off the charts
Saw a pizza get delivered in a movie and got excited as a Pavlovian response
October 18, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Saw a pizza get delivered in a movie and got excited as a Pavlovian response