Mike Kelly
mikells.bsky.social
Mike Kelly
@mikells.bsky.social
Detroit, MI
I have no issue with you "I told you so"ing people. It is fun, and I do as often as I can. Please don't write about how everyone is mean to you on here, though, if you want to draw attention to yourself in this way.
October 21, 2025 at 6:32 PM
We can't go to Walmart today, the Terror Alert is Orange!
September 29, 2025 at 3:24 PM
....it was the first time Hot Wheels had an engineer executed.
September 19, 2025 at 5:16 PM
It's a skill food, too. Can you bite soft enough to avoid squirting ice cream out of the side? Some need a stick.
September 17, 2025 at 3:38 AM
He's just shitting his pants like Hector Salamanca.
September 14, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Action scenes on the Golden Gate Bridge and Eiffel Tower are great, but Roger Moore is way way old.
September 1, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Why not just spend on real journalism?
August 27, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Please resign.
August 18, 2025 at 2:26 PM
This is just beautiful.
June 14, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I don't watch news television or listen to podcasts so imagine my disappointment when I found out it wasn't pronounced "doggy".
May 22, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Detroit is begging for "most improved"
May 20, 2025 at 3:45 PM
He does air traffic control for Spectre.
May 15, 2025 at 10:53 PM
My congressman winning his primary with 28% of the vote!
May 14, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Very Newsome-Guilfoyle
April 27, 2025 at 4:44 PM
There's a cookie place that's close and the owner replies to every complaint with "our cookies are fantastic and our service is great". Not exactly the b in subtle.
April 26, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Michigan on the right?
April 24, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Bugsy is great.
April 22, 2025 at 3:31 AM
I'm glad you get to pretend to do something and practice your serious face. Please resign.
April 11, 2025 at 4:05 PM
It does seem relevant that Biden wasn't on the ballot.
April 9, 2025 at 4:02 PM
The ravioli is floating.
April 2, 2025 at 1:58 AM
If potatoes worked OK, why did they try the blood?
October 5, 2024 at 3:49 AM
Richard Grant is really great in this one.
September 28, 2024 at 2:19 AM
I thought RFKjr dropped out. Why is he still doing campaign events?
September 20, 2024 at 6:58 PM
All the modern media ecosystem knowers have 50 hours of soundbytes from nazi podcasts.
September 12, 2024 at 8:30 PM
Chopping lines with a driver's license is fantastic!
September 5, 2024 at 12:25 AM