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Mike Lindell
@mikelindell.bsky.social
Anybody seen my cellphone?
And you all said *I* looked like shit? Heh.
June 15, 2024 at 2:04 AM
No no no, the banana goes in your ass. What kind of freak is this guy with trying fuck it?
June 14, 2024 at 4:13 AM
Oh, geez
June 14, 2024 at 4:00 AM
That’s also what we put in the pillows.
June 14, 2024 at 2:48 AM
The preservatives make it shelf stable. Bonus.
June 14, 2024 at 2:47 AM
FDAU with a look back over the shoulder is pretty hot too.

I mean, so I’ve heard.
June 14, 2024 at 2:31 AM
Don’t threaten me with a good time 👷‍♂️
June 14, 2024 at 2:12 AM
Opening pickle jars is another
June 14, 2024 at 2:03 AM
🚬
June 14, 2024 at 1:56 AM
Don’t need to look at the road when Jesus is your co-pilot.

Or Jose Cuervo… eh, it’s one of those guys.
June 14, 2024 at 1:39 AM
December 16, 2023 at 6:58 AM
Details matter, damnit!
December 16, 2023 at 4:33 AM
I can’t be the only one strangely aroused by this.
December 16, 2023 at 4:29 AM
December 16, 2023 at 3:00 AM
Well, I finished. ☔️
December 16, 2023 at 2:56 AM
It’s not the Log Cabin Republicans smacking that like button.
December 16, 2023 at 2:52 AM
Is that Pizza Hut? RIP your b-hole little buddy.
December 16, 2023 at 2:48 AM
👀🤔
December 16, 2023 at 2:38 AM
No friends and family discount on penury pillows from me. 😾
December 16, 2023 at 2:33 AM
And the lemon parties.
December 16, 2023 at 2:14 AM
If I could afford a lawyer, they’d have to look like this guy
December 16, 2023 at 2:11 AM
Fuck Rudy. Every rat for themselves now. And you assholes need to buy more pillows so I don’t have to fly economy class to Zimbabwe.
December 11, 2023 at 10:16 PM
👀 🫦
December 11, 2023 at 10:04 PM
Healing starts with yourself.
October 17, 2023 at 7:58 AM
Yeah, but that PBS special though.
October 17, 2023 at 7:47 AM