Mike Kullen
@mikekullen.bsky.social
Tech professional, Time Magazine's Person of the Year 2006, and the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being you've ever known in your life.
No TRULY YOUNG Scotsman...
October 31, 2025 at 7:11 PM
No TRULY YOUNG Scotsman...
"Have you noticed that our caps have actually got little pictures of skulls on them?"
a man in a military uniform says are we the baddies
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media.tenor.com
October 21, 2025 at 8:48 PM
"Have you noticed that our caps have actually got little pictures of skulls on them?"
General, you remind me of a doctor I used to know...
September 30, 2025 at 6:12 PM
General, you remind me of a doctor I used to know...
Wait, what's Kilmeade still doing there?
September 15, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Wait, what's Kilmeade still doing there?
If these shooters didn't have such easy access to high-powered, high-frequency firearms, I could tell you one reason why some of these deaths *didn't* happen.
September 13, 2025 at 4:04 PM
If these shooters didn't have such easy access to high-powered, high-frequency firearms, I could tell you one reason why some of these deaths *didn't* happen.
Total. Consciousness.
August 30, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Total. Consciousness.
Your friend is quite a mercenary. I wonder if he really cares about anything. Or anybody.
han solo is sitting in the cockpit of a space ship and says i care .
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media.tenor.com
August 29, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Your friend is quite a mercenary. I wonder if he really cares about anything. Or anybody.
Followed immediately by "Your winnings, sir." "Thank you."
a black and white photo of two men with the caption i 'm shocked shocked to find that gambling is going on
ALT: a black and white photo of two men with the caption i 'm shocked shocked to find that gambling is going on
media.tenor.com
August 28, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Followed immediately by "Your winnings, sir." "Thank you."
If It Were Up To Me - Cheryl Wheeler
YouTube video by Nicole Sandler
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August 27, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Duck season is when you shoot ducks. Wabbit season is when you shoot wabbits. As for hurricane season...
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Trump suggested dropping nuclear bombs into hurricanes to stop them from hitting the U.S.
"People were astonished. After the meeting ended, we thought, 'What the f---? What do we do with this?'"
www.axios.com
June 3, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Duck season is when you shoot ducks. Wabbit season is when you shoot wabbits. As for hurricane season...
www.axios.com/2019/08/25/t...
www.axios.com/2019/08/25/t...
“I believe I speak for the entire human race when I say, ’Holy fuck,’” said Oceanographic Institute director Dr. James Aoki, noting that the dolphin has a cranial capacity 40 percent greater than that of humans. “That’s it for us monkeys.”
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Dolphins Evolve Opposable Thumbs
HONOLULU–In an announcement with grave implications for the primacy of the species of man, marine biologists at the Hawaii Oceanographic Institute reported Monday that dolphins, or family Delphinidae,...
theonion.com
May 8, 2025 at 3:55 AM
“I believe I speak for the entire human race when I say, ’Holy fuck,’” said Oceanographic Institute director Dr. James Aoki, noting that the dolphin has a cranial capacity 40 percent greater than that of humans. “That’s it for us monkeys.”
theonion.com/dolphins-evo...
theonion.com/dolphins-evo...
He's the Mick Mulvaney of Jared Kushners.
May 2, 2025 at 7:22 AM
He's the Mick Mulvaney of Jared Kushners.
Did anyone Nazi that coming?
May 1, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Did anyone Nazi that coming?
"And that sounds like a decent compromise, because it's the middle ground position, right? The problem is, it's the middle ground between SENSE and NONSENSE. It's like saying, 'It would be crazy to eat that entire bar of soap, so I'll just eat HALF of it.'"
youtube.com/watch?v=ynVn...
youtube.com/watch?v=ynVn...
middle ground compromise LWT
YouTube video by mikekullen
youtube.com
May 1, 2025 at 10:47 AM
"And that sounds like a decent compromise, because it's the middle ground position, right? The problem is, it's the middle ground between SENSE and NONSENSE. It's like saying, 'It would be crazy to eat that entire bar of soap, so I'll just eat HALF of it.'"
youtube.com/watch?v=ynVn...
youtube.com/watch?v=ynVn...
