Dinosaurs Believe In Me
@mikekelsay.bsky.social
Novelist and sometime journalist, Kentuckian in exile. I like to cook.
They’ve yet to develop.
September 8, 2025 at 9:23 PM
They’ve yet to develop.
Don’t want to look up Batrachian. Thanks, man.
July 12, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Don’t want to look up Batrachian. Thanks, man.
Glad to see you over here, TC!
May 4, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Glad to see you over here, TC!
That’s some phone. Every time I type F-U-C- into mine, it autocorrects to “fuchsia.”
March 23, 2025 at 7:03 PM
That’s some phone. Every time I type F-U-C- into mine, it autocorrects to “fuchsia.”
onetwothreefourfiveseveneight! so fast — crunchy introductory chords — that’s what it was like.
March 23, 2025 at 5:59 AM
onetwothreefourfiveseveneight! so fast — crunchy introductory chords — that’s what it was like.
Thanks for leaving this motherfucker a total fucking mystery, regarding any motherfucking thing including city, restaurant, name of thing, etc.
March 8, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Thanks for leaving this motherfucker a total fucking mystery, regarding any motherfucking thing including city, restaurant, name of thing, etc.
Good to see you, Rabih — I missed you after you left Twitter.
January 12, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Good to see you, Rabih — I missed you after you left Twitter.
I, too, was 43.
December 28, 2024 at 9:40 PM
I, too, was 43.
I was honestly wondering, just this morning, if I followed you on here. Turns out I didn’t. But I do now. Hey, Howard.
December 23, 2024 at 4:37 AM
I was honestly wondering, just this morning, if I followed you on here. Turns out I didn’t. But I do now. Hey, Howard.
It feels like a superpower, doesn’t it?
December 23, 2024 at 3:48 AM
It feels like a superpower, doesn’t it?
Good for you, bro. Seriously. I’m a writer, too — keep going.
December 1, 2024 at 6:34 AM
Good for you, bro. Seriously. I’m a writer, too — keep going.
Haha. Asian-ish in spirit maybe.
November 29, 2024 at 4:30 PM
Haha. Asian-ish in spirit maybe.
Twenty years ago, a four year old friend suggested I call my novel The Dead Idiot. To this day, I believe that’s a more marketable title than . . . Too Close to Call.
November 29, 2024 at 6:31 AM
Twenty years ago, a four year old friend suggested I call my novel The Dead Idiot. To this day, I believe that’s a more marketable title than . . . Too Close to Call.