your failed bar exam
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"Kim, it's time to put down the pencil."
I thought the guy on the right was Tim Robinson for a second 😂
November 5, 2025 at 5:38 AM
I thought the guy on the right was Tim Robinson for a second 😂
Bet you see the infinity mouth if she opens those teeth
November 4, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Bet you see the infinity mouth if she opens those teeth
The moldy lunch meat in your fridge has just endorsed Cuomo
November 4, 2025 at 2:37 AM
The moldy lunch meat in your fridge has just endorsed Cuomo
What a weird thing to care about, Mr. Abbott!
![Support for ban on sex toys
As attorney general, Abbott unsuccessfully defended Texas's ban on sex toys.[40] He said Texas had a legitimate interest in "discouraging prurient interests in autonomous sex and the pursuit of sexual gratification unrelated to procreation."[40]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:yicyonr44xuztgqukb6ivm2v/bafkreigz2nrhbocygivi2c6rwkjubrldb3ljyji54h4nobqewan2trq6ia@jpeg)
August 5, 2025 at 3:55 PM
What a weird thing to care about, Mr. Abbott!
Courtesy of the best local bar
July 10, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Courtesy of the best local bar
Courtesy of Wikipedia:
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![In August 2023, The Washington Post reported that campaign finance and property records suggest Tuberville lives in Santa Rosa Beach, Florida, instead of Auburn, as his office claims,[167] and has for almost two decades. The United States Constitution requires senators to live in the state where they are elected, but does not provide a minimum length of residency; Alabama requires a candidate to reside in the state for just one day to run for office.[168][169]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:yicyonr44xuztgqukb6ivm2v/bafkreidnrjnmge4ndizorlumlx2lfyn4n77ocnhwy3w4y624htqruubbcm@jpeg)
June 27, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Courtesy of Wikipedia:
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Uh oh, somebody got bored! Everyone give him LOTS of attention, he's our special boy!
June 20, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Uh oh, somebody got bored! Everyone give him LOTS of attention, he's our special boy!
Be the terrorist he thinks you are
May 31, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Be the terrorist he thinks you are
My day just got a little better
May 27, 2025 at 1:06 AM
My day just got a little better
I guess that makes this Stephen Miller?
May 25, 2025 at 7:12 PM
I guess that makes this Stephen Miller?
May 18, 2025 at 2:23 AM
You may be more correct, I just read the first part:
May 17, 2025 at 7:28 PM
You may be more correct, I just read the first part:
Wow, I thought maybe I'd see something explaining it away, but no...
April 4, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Wow, I thought maybe I'd see something explaining it away, but no...
"Forget the dems, let's party like there's no tomorrow! I've got the ketamine if someone else can get the molly"
March 20, 2025 at 1:55 AM
"Forget the dems, let's party like there's no tomorrow! I've got the ketamine if someone else can get the molly"
That's edited. Here's the real one. Truly unprecedented.
February 15, 2025 at 10:15 PM
That's edited. Here's the real one. Truly unprecedented.
Man, I hate that they keep editing this to suit the narrative! Here's the original text, and I think he's brave to say it:
February 15, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Man, I hate that they keep editing this to suit the narrative! Here's the original text, and I think he's brave to say it:
Pssh... Whatever, freak
February 15, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Pssh... Whatever, freak
My rich guy hat:
February 2, 2025 at 2:51 AM
My rich guy hat:
The Music Dance Experience has been cancelled.
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January 26, 2025 at 5:55 AM
The Music Dance Experience has been cancelled.
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