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If my next door neighbor wins the NHL playoffs and lets me hoist the Stanley Cup at a block party, we all know that I don’t get my name engraved, sir. Does he understand this?
January 16, 2026 at 5:08 AM
If my next door neighbor wins the NHL playoffs and lets me hoist the Stanley Cup at a block party, we all know that I don’t get my name engraved, sir. Does he understand this?
I’ll stay loyal to the Chip Race rather than the cheaters.
January 14, 2026 at 6:19 AM
I’ll stay loyal to the Chip Race rather than the cheaters.
Vance in charge of the Venezuelan Free Republic for a while, sir? Off ramp for him and Trump.
January 3, 2026 at 11:13 PM
Vance in charge of the Venezuelan Free Republic for a while, sir? Off ramp for him and Trump.
Actually, sir, you said he was a spineless idiot. But not far from this iteration.
December 27, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Actually, sir, you said he was a spineless idiot. But not far from this iteration.
To go with his three wives, sir. Jesus.
December 11, 2025 at 5:19 AM
To go with his three wives, sir. Jesus.
I also would like to rock and roll all night. And party every day, too. Oh Beth, what can I do?
December 7, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I also would like to rock and roll all night. And party every day, too. Oh Beth, what can I do?
Few as smooth to watch as Vizquel, sir. Ground balls went toward him to die with grace. But utterly shameful for a writer to insult the players in this way.
December 4, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Few as smooth to watch as Vizquel, sir. Ground balls went toward him to die with grace. But utterly shameful for a writer to insult the players in this way.
Linguistically, hard to disagree with the comment, sir. But you’re clearly pointing out the player’s failure to live up to his important and obvious responsibilities here. That’s the key criticism, no matter how delicately it’s put.
November 26, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Linguistically, hard to disagree with the comment, sir. But you’re clearly pointing out the player’s failure to live up to his important and obvious responsibilities here. That’s the key criticism, no matter how delicately it’s put.
Just tell me the worst potential outcome for Vance and I’m onboard, sir.
November 24, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Just tell me the worst potential outcome for Vance and I’m onboard, sir.
You won’t stop reminding us, sir. Rightly so.
November 24, 2025 at 7:35 PM
You won’t stop reminding us, sir. Rightly so.
Has he no decency, sir? Or do we even need to ask the question?
November 18, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Has he no decency, sir? Or do we even need to ask the question?
Not sure what the Mayor of New York need Federal Trade Commission advice for, sir. But Ms Khan is certainly sharp on antitrust issues.
November 6, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Not sure what the Mayor of New York need Federal Trade Commission advice for, sir. But Ms Khan is certainly sharp on antitrust issues.
Sir, as soon as I read “That idiot George Santos said,” I zoned out. Sorry, sir.
November 5, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Sir, as soon as I read “That idiot George Santos said,” I zoned out. Sorry, sir.
Should’ve married Ben Lane
November 5, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Should’ve married Ben Lane
You can shave a beard. What do you do about tattoos, sir?
October 1, 2025 at 4:14 AM
You can shave a beard. What do you do about tattoos, sir?
Burt Lancaster was tremendous in “Seven Days in May.” Just saying, sir.
October 1, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Burt Lancaster was tremendous in “Seven Days in May.” Just saying, sir.
So, it could actually get worse, sir?
August 29, 2025 at 4:15 AM
So, it could actually get worse, sir?
Oh, thank you, Nanny.
August 29, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Oh, thank you, Nanny.
Sheeeeeeeeeet. Now find me Clay Davis.
August 20, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Sheeeeeeeeeet. Now find me Clay Davis.
Sir, do we wonder if perhaps Trump is the one with kompromat on Putin? Dragged him all the way to Alaska for nothing. Beyond the red carpet theatrics, it’s still a bit humiliating for the Russians.
August 16, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Sir, do we wonder if perhaps Trump is the one with kompromat on Putin? Dragged him all the way to Alaska for nothing. Beyond the red carpet theatrics, it’s still a bit humiliating for the Russians.
As opposed to the very large check that a certain QB received for telling us “That’s a really good catch there. Wow.” All before we get to your fine point that he got a girl in trouble. You won’t let us forget, sir.
August 4, 2025 at 4:34 AM
As opposed to the very large check that a certain QB received for telling us “That’s a really good catch there. Wow.” All before we get to your fine point that he got a girl in trouble. You won’t let us forget, sir.
Sort of like shutting the Reichstag due to anticipated fire concerns, sir?
July 23, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Sort of like shutting the Reichstag due to anticipated fire concerns, sir?