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Mike Hibu
@mikehibu.bsky.social
Meines Pflegers Auge ist von jenem Braun, welches mich, den Blauäugigen, nicht durchschauen kann.
Thank you for your service, congressman.
January 29, 2026 at 3:34 PM
Amicus meus, inimicus inimici mei
January 26, 2026 at 7:13 PM
High school reunion in prison
January 25, 2026 at 4:18 PM
To arms, citizens,
Form your battalions
Let's march, let's march!
So that the impure blood
Waters our fields!
January 24, 2026 at 8:02 PM
They're giving us a lump of coal for Christmas?
January 22, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Beef party in my pants and everybody's invited!
January 22, 2026 at 7:48 PM
I want to see her do it for 3 days.
January 21, 2026 at 9:07 PM
TACO
January 21, 2026 at 8:57 PM
cash rules everything around me

C.R.E.A.M.
January 21, 2026 at 5:53 PM
“The old world is dying and the new world struggles to be born. Now is the time of monsters.”

-Antonio Gramsci
January 20, 2026 at 7:11 PM
“The old world is dying and the new world struggles to be born. Now is the time of monsters.”

-Antonio Gramsci
January 20, 2026 at 6:40 PM
“The old world is dying and the new world struggles to be born. Now is the time of monsters.”

-Antonio Gramsci
January 20, 2026 at 6:23 PM
“The old world is dying and the new world struggles to be born. Now is the time of monsters.”

-Antonio Gramsci
January 20, 2026 at 4:19 PM
January 20, 2026 at 4:08 PM
How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?
January 19, 2026 at 9:27 PM
Someone get @weratedogs.com on the case.
January 19, 2026 at 6:46 PM
Huge Kansas City Chiefs following in Germany. Not sure if because recent success or because successful marketing of a relatively "fringe" sport.
January 19, 2026 at 6:41 PM
Ozempic, for example
January 19, 2026 at 6:37 PM
Because Obama publicly humiliated him at that one dinner.
January 19, 2026 at 4:13 PM
And that obsession is a result of Obama publicly humiliating him at that dinner.
January 19, 2026 at 3:41 PM
Are we positive that Trump knows that Norway and Denmark are different countries?
January 19, 2026 at 2:52 PM
He is aware that Norway and Denmark are different countries, right?
January 19, 2026 at 10:06 AM
They're jealous.
January 18, 2026 at 2:17 PM
Because doing nothing is better than all the horrible stuff they could be doing?
January 17, 2026 at 4:06 PM
And I'll watch while you're lowered
Down to your deathbed
And I'll stand over your grave
'Til I'm sure that you're dead
January 17, 2026 at 3:51 PM