Mike Hazelton
mikehazelton.bsky.social
Mike Hazelton
@mikehazelton.bsky.social
Billy Bob the cousin fuc**r.
August 21, 2025 at 1:40 AM
…penis. Let’s just say it. They know it’s true. We know it’s true.
June 14, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Reposted by Mike Hazelton
June 14, 2025 at 6:32 PM
The call today is coming from inside the room. Sadly, I think you’ve answered the phone.
June 10, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Thank goodness for Doge rooting out waste and fraud.
June 2, 2025 at 11:32 PM
And these two.
May 7, 2025 at 9:00 PM
And these.
May 7, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Jeezus, they are a bunch of dolts. I mean…championship level gaslighting. World class even.
April 30, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Well, I’d argue half the country knows. The other half? 🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️
April 28, 2025 at 8:06 PM
A broken clock is still right twice a day. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Still…FDT
April 17, 2025 at 8:45 PM