I will bet Trump doesn’t fire Pam Bondi. Why would a pedo fire someone who is hiding his crimes?

#trump #epstein #bondi

I have talked to some MAGA people, and this Epstein cover up is the first thing I have agreed with them on.

Then they try to talk about other issues and I have to tell them “Why? We were getting along. Let’s not ruin it.”

#Epstein #USA # justice

Trumps deadline for the Big Beautiful Bill is July 4th. I guess if you're going to take away millions of peoples health care, why not do it by one of the unhealthiest holidays of the year?!

#BigBeatifulBill #usa #america

Just saw a church in Springfield, MO with a Starbucks in it! How boring are these sermons?

#religion #coffee #sermom

Diddy tried to get a girl to help him kill Kid Cudi. This is getting weirder than Tiger King!

#diddy #trial #assistant

I released a 52 minute standup special last month on Amazon. This month, a comic told me they dropped a 7 minute comedy special on YouTube. That means last month, I released 8 back to back specials!!!!!

#comedy #professional #beast

Give or take 5 goals, that game could have went either way!

#TorontoMapleLeafs #nhl #playoffs

You know you had a good set in a retirement home when the residents learn the internet to email you a compliment!

#comedy #shows #retirement

Because of the church, this is the one Mothers Day weekend where a lot of people will be talking about a father

#pope #father #mother

Today, a whole bunch of people who don’t know what a Fed rate is are upset that it didn’t get slashed like Trump wanted!

#trump #economy #bank

Trump is looking to slash spending on education but not on the military. He wants to keep America armed with dumber Americans.

#RecipeforSuccess
#budget #education #usa

The leading issue in Canada's election today is riding on who hates Trump more!

#Canada #election #vote

Breaking news! 3 time NFL Super Bowl winner George Santos is found guilty of fraud!

#Santos #crime #guilty

Damn! The more China owns Trump, the more my stock goes up!

#Trump #USA #stockmarket

Elon Musk is leaving DOGE. Finally an effective government cut!

#doge #usa #elon