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Mike
@mikegoldstein.bsky.social
former long-time sports media guy. here but not, like, obnoxious about it. empathy first.
absolutely not
April 2, 2025 at 5:22 PM
a toddler with a cold is the drunkest person you’ve ever met
January 16, 2025 at 8:51 PM
me walking into the regular grocery store after a few weeks of going to the “nice” grocery store:

“vibes are off! this is all wrong! vibes!”
December 17, 2024 at 10:53 PM
do i trust my entire lifetime of learning and knowing exactly none of the Korean language, or a very confident unsolicited LinkedIn recruiter??
December 8, 2024 at 8:13 PM
i opened up the National Geographic dinosaur advent calendar and everyone knew you
December 7, 2024 at 5:31 PM
can’t stop thinking about this enormous mug i saw in the car dealership waiting room yesterday
November 27, 2024 at 5:18 PM
would love to see Bluesky figure out replies/threading because what in the hell is this about
November 27, 2024 at 5:13 PM
it is with mixed emotions that i must inform you that today, the 23rd day of November, on the week *before* Thanksgiving, there is already Christmas music on in our home
November 23, 2024 at 4:21 PM
absolutely not
November 21, 2024 at 8:20 PM
i will not — and i cannot stress this enough — purchase a bow and arrow set from Temu under any circumstances
November 18, 2024 at 5:41 PM
so thankful that Facebook reminded me
February 8, 2024 at 6:27 PM
love listening to my own playlists and thinking “damn this is just back to back bangers” as i forget that i’m the one who personally curated every song on the list
December 19, 2023 at 7:33 PM
October 21, 2023 at 5:07 PM