@mikegarner.bsky.social
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My father caught 4-year-old me’s mumps in 1963 and it mutated into encephalitis. Two months in hospital and a traumatised me as I wasn’t allowed to see him. It almost killed him.
September 6, 2025 at 10:22 AM
My father caught 4-year-old me’s mumps in 1963 and it mutated into encephalitis. Two months in hospital and a traumatised me as I wasn’t allowed to see him. It almost killed him.
America… hold my beer
April 3, 2025 at 11:15 AM
America… hold my beer
In the days before the measles vaccine, 4-year-old me passed it on to my father. He had encephalitis and it almost killed him.
February 11, 2025 at 12:24 PM
In the days before the measles vaccine, 4-year-old me passed it on to my father. He had encephalitis and it almost killed him.
The grim reaper is right behind him
February 10, 2025 at 6:47 PM
The grim reaper is right behind him
How many idiots from Hicksville, AZ (sorry AZ) will think it’s all some globalist conspiracy?
February 8, 2025 at 4:54 AM
How many idiots from Hicksville, AZ (sorry AZ) will think it’s all some globalist conspiracy?
The best music
January 14, 2025 at 9:28 PM
The best music
If they cheated in 2020, why didn’t they do it again in 2024 Putin-style?
January 5, 2025 at 8:24 PM
If they cheated in 2020, why didn’t they do it again in 2024 Putin-style?
Rats in a sack. Hilarious if it wasn’t so tragic.
January 5, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Rats in a sack. Hilarious if it wasn’t so tragic.
I’m about to reread One Hundred Years of Solitude after I was first blown away by it in the 80s. I’m hoping I’ll be able to follow the Netflix adaptation in Spanish then.
December 15, 2024 at 11:49 PM
I’m about to reread One Hundred Years of Solitude after I was first blown away by it in the 80s. I’m hoping I’ll be able to follow the Netflix adaptation in Spanish then.
It’s illegal
December 4, 2024 at 12:17 PM
It’s illegal
The Covid site … Lol
November 30, 2024 at 9:46 PM
The Covid site … Lol
How? Show your work.
November 29, 2024 at 9:34 PM
How? Show your work.
Time was when B&N was the enemy. Then came Amazon.
November 19, 2024 at 12:54 PM
Time was when B&N was the enemy. Then came Amazon.
Well that is the big question. I’m trying to remember what I did for my first tweet in 2009.
November 18, 2024 at 5:40 PM
Well that is the big question. I’m trying to remember what I did for my first tweet in 2009.