I’m all for the bishops’ efforts on immigration (though I wish they would be even more vociferous and more publicly active), sir. Do you think Stephen Miller will want Trump to come after the Church’s tax exempt status if it keeps up its advocacy?

Sir, Rome doesn’t work that way. It took Viganò doing a million schismatic things before Pope Francis finally excommunicated him.

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I fall asleep in the couch or La-Z-Boy sometimes. Then again, I’m not the President of the United States.

House Democrats taking a page out of Preston Brooks’ book would be a hell of a thing, sir.

Sir, do you have a prediction for tonight’s Game 7?

Miss Crawford would be very disappointed if Pepsi was not offered.

Wouldn’t the gun running thing get him in more legal problems, sir? That’s quite an indictable offense in this country.

Metaphorically speaking, sir, he put Andrew on the fishing boat with Al Neri and did so after his mother was no longer around.

She is no dummy, sir.

Trump loathes Mrs. Kennedy, sir. It’s why he wants to change the paint scheme of Air Force One.

I’m surprised Charles doesn’t make Andrew board a fishing boat with Al Neri, so to speak, sir.

She’s on a maverick streak, but she is still way out there on the far right.

I thought the Crew would match up well with the Dodgers, sir, but they’ve come out completely flat.

The booze unmasks one’s true feelings.