Birds making this game fuckin 15x harder than they had to

Managed to pull off my first win in Scythe as Japan

I fully support Neve Campbell in all she does, and that seems to include a deathmatch between Jason Mantzoukas vs Twisted Metal's Axel

Fuckin go birds, took his damn head off

Last night at a wedding I had two separate people tell me I had "vampire vibes" and "big Laszlo energy" so I'm calling that a success

I really enjoyed SawX, but coming out of it with a friend who's only seen 1, needed to explain that the other Saw movies are paced like a heart attack, this one taking an hour to develop is an outlier

Mortal Kombat being like "Hasashi Hanzo doesn't exist. Also, Reptile isn't a mewling sycophant and is instead one of the hottest dudes you've ever seen" is playing directly with my emotions

Should I get a medal for building a Vampire commander deck that doesn't include Exquisite Blood? No, but I should be mentioned