I've managed to get quite a few converts by just making it really hard to communicate with me anywhere else.

I'd edit it then rename it 'Untitled document (37) -2' and then send it back, everyone will be confused, no one will know which document is which, chaos reigns.

Considering Amazon engages in monopolistic behaviour that distorts the free market does that mean we'll be seeing criticism of them in this new "defence of the free market"?

One one hand, there's no such thing as a backdoor for the "good guys", on the other, it's a bit rich coming from the government that has hoovered up private data from citizens across the entire planet for decades to get pissy when someone else tries it. Pot, Kettle, Black comes to mind.

He'll probably issue a statement later telling everyone how America doesn't need the magnets, the magnets need America way more. America is fed up of getting ripped off by the magnets...

It's not peace talks, they're actually deciding who gets which bits of Ukraine.

They should be paying us to use that crap. Not like they can't afford it with all the taxes they've been dodging.

This is literally happening a few miles away from me and I had no idea! Anonymous millionaire donor sounds a bit ominous though, hope it's someone stable!

These sound kinda like the noise I make when I'm on my own and get a bit excitable. Then I stop and wonder what the hell I'm doing and just carry on because I've accepted I'm not all there...

What could possibly go wrong? You guys don't have enough regulation as it is, you've got companies running amok left right and centre.

Still going to have DRM though, just don't have that issue with paper.

Well if my data's gonna end up in the hands of a foreign government, might as well be one that charges me less for the privilege.

I'm not sure the giant satsuma is all that worried about what's legal or not...

I've never heard so much asslicking bollocks in my life. This government needs to grow a backbone.

You know it's bad when even the lawyers have more morals than you...

Hang on, I thought Meta was all about free speech now? Or does it only count when saying hateful things?

On the bright side, the ensuing nuclear winter from all the wars they want to start should cool the planet down