Dessner
@mikedessner.bsky.social
Sorry if I snap at you. I’m irked.
Add this to his COVID numbers and he’s still well short of his goal.
He won’t be satisfied until he gets genocidal numbers up into the level of say, a Hitler or Stalin.
www.salon.com/2025/11/19/t...
He won’t be satisfied until he gets genocidal numbers up into the level of say, a Hitler or Stalin.
www.salon.com/2025/11/19/t...
November 19, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Add this to his COVID numbers and he’s still well short of his goal.
He won’t be satisfied until he gets genocidal numbers up into the level of say, a Hitler or Stalin.
www.salon.com/2025/11/19/t...
He won’t be satisfied until he gets genocidal numbers up into the level of say, a Hitler or Stalin.
www.salon.com/2025/11/19/t...
Creating probably the best comedic tag line in a generation.
November 17, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Creating probably the best comedic tag line in a generation.
It will literally be a global party; nothing like it since ‘45.
November 15, 2025 at 10:39 PM
It will literally be a global party; nothing like it since ‘45.
Sent to the sun the Old Way.
November 15, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Sent to the sun the Old Way.
Teenage women in bikinis.
And less.
And less.
November 15, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Teenage women in bikinis.
And less.
And less.
“Plenty bad, mon.”
I was privileged to hear the secret verse of Cortez at the opening show of his last tour.
Band was in such a groove, my buddy leaned over and said, “They don’t even know we’re here.”
I was privileged to hear the secret verse of Cortez at the opening show of his last tour.
Band was in such a groove, my buddy leaned over and said, “They don’t even know we’re here.”
November 12, 2025 at 8:38 PM
“Plenty bad, mon.”
I was privileged to hear the secret verse of Cortez at the opening show of his last tour.
Band was in such a groove, my buddy leaned over and said, “They don’t even know we’re here.”
I was privileged to hear the secret verse of Cortez at the opening show of his last tour.
Band was in such a groove, my buddy leaned over and said, “They don’t even know we’re here.”
Someone needs to reboot the Hall of Presidents.
November 7, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Someone needs to reboot the Hall of Presidents.
Generally I block and unfollow anyone who platforms President Felony Rapist, but I make exceptions for women who have fought his ilk their entire lives and should currently be doing his job. Thank you, Madame Secretary, for your lifetime of honorable, truthful, dignified service to this nation.
November 4, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Generally I block and unfollow anyone who platforms President Felony Rapist, but I make exceptions for women who have fought his ilk their entire lives and should currently be doing his job. Thank you, Madame Secretary, for your lifetime of honorable, truthful, dignified service to this nation.
The ocean does not reward hubris.
Those ships were imminently sinkable. Breakable, even.
Those ships were imminently sinkable. Breakable, even.
November 1, 2025 at 3:09 PM
The ocean does not reward hubris.
Those ships were imminently sinkable. Breakable, even.
Those ships were imminently sinkable. Breakable, even.
Absent the Great Pumpkin physically transcending on live TV, this is going to be the best thing that happens to me today.
My pre-order of Sound & Vision: The Songs of David Bowie delivered!
My pre-order of Sound & Vision: The Songs of David Bowie delivered!
October 31, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Absent the Great Pumpkin physically transcending on live TV, this is going to be the best thing that happens to me today.
My pre-order of Sound & Vision: The Songs of David Bowie delivered!
My pre-order of Sound & Vision: The Songs of David Bowie delivered!
The United States would never do anything like that…
in OUR country.
in OUR country.
October 30, 2025 at 1:45 PM
The United States would never do anything like that…
in OUR country.
in OUR country.
Weclome back to the country we have always been.
October 2, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Weclome back to the country we have always been.
Cause, bullets. That’s us.
Here’s Rafael playing with machine guns.
Here’s Rafael playing with machine guns.
September 17, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Cause, bullets. That’s us.
Here’s Rafael playing with machine guns.
Here’s Rafael playing with machine guns.
I am reminded of the opening scenes of Inglorious Basterds…
March 24, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I am reminded of the opening scenes of Inglorious Basterds…
He’s more a suicide king…
March 16, 2025 at 9:39 PM
He’s more a suicide king…