I think you need to find a new job.

I was afraid of this!
Thanks anyway :)

Uhh where can I purchase this shirt?

Will say though - 3 min is too short of a time to make someone decide if they are going to chop off their leg. If Jigsaw gave me 15 min, that’s doable. The first 7 min, I’ll just be constantly screaming which is perfect because than I can use the last 8min to still not chop my leg off.

Wait,
Your mom makes Jeffery Dean Morgan fancams?

Let me tell you - having your mom give you this little update is a trip.

I’m coming in Barbara cosplay. Get ready.