You will get a pass from me because you read that one question in the “talking to the dog“ voice. You can’t fake that.

Happy Ben Johnson is doing well. Against the Cowboys.

So they DO want a place for transgender people to go to the bathroom in the Capitol

He’s not been happy this year. Between getting plunked constantly and what he correctly sees as the front office fucking up the team - trading away young guys like Arrozarena for third-rate pitchers like Sonny Grey for example - he’s going nuclear soon.

Six games (on appeal)

It’s like a stupid Stalin on somas.

I look forward to the pictures of the absolute mountain of cookies brought to your appearances.

I’m not sure you realize what you have unleashed.

Anyone want to chip in on my billboard advertising the “Closeted Incel Pathetic Losers Club” with the same number?

I was hoping he and all the European leaders would all come wearing track suits.

I hope Grimace there had a nice lie down after that effort.

Jesus I don’t think most of these losers could make it as mall cops

With all due respect John, you’re too goddam old to sleep this well

And no I’m not jealous. Well, maybe a little. Ok, a lot.

Can everybody involved in this lawsuit lose?

I love this idea and would love to write for it - but I don’t think I would ever write.

Tom Brady went to Michigan 🤔