First thing that came to my mind...

I can't believe nobody sees this as the Good Cap / Bad Cop setup that it is.

JD is in there to run confusion that we pretend to be tough on Russia. Wait til the real offer comes, it won't have anything remotely close to punitive measures towards Putin.

Y'all ever seen Lucy with the football?

In a world and time where most get their (mostly disinformative) news from TikTok or Instagram, where do you imagine this bullhorn on the monument exists?

Pulling a vinyl record from out of the jacket and paper liner, flipping it over to see which was side one or two, and placing it carefully onto the turntable platter and dropping the needle.

No mp3 could EVER...

One day we will look back on what exactly "Social Media" actually was with the rightful horrified understanding that it deserves.

Algorithms that train on your interests to feed you content and ads are not a benefit to your life. Let them go.

2025, we need better questions from the press corps. Don't just ask engagement bait, shape the choices. It's not that fucking hard.