K-9? Poor man's Turner and Hooch. Jim Belushi didn't even get a mention........

If it's any comfort I've never got past button mashing in combat and I've survived just fine in my 150 hours so far. Amazing game.

I actually really like that image itself! You could release it as a Enneaptych (I had to look that up.....).

Taking a first date to Evil Dead was, in retrospect, a mistake. She was visibly upset quite early on but when the gratuitous tree rape started it really went south.......

The game really puts you through the wringer and the memories of those struggles are surprisingly still quite emotional for me. It's that and not the story that lingers I think. I'm rubbish at Souls games really but even I made it through - the Devs always give you multiple ways to survive.......

Reminds me of one of Jo Brand's favourite heckles 'why don't you put some jam on your shoes and invite your trousers for tea?'......

To be honest I'm struggling and I can see you now from my bedroom window. When was this taken?