Mike Crowder
@mikecrowder-cha.bsky.social
The king of bad takes is at it again
December 3, 2025 at 1:18 PM
The king of bad takes is at it again
Got some more bad news for you: the 1980’s were more than forty years ago!
December 2, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Got some more bad news for you: the 1980’s were more than forty years ago!
Because it was a cover for stealing our data.
November 23, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Because it was a cover for stealing our data.
It’s almost like he’s never met a cop before
November 17, 2025 at 10:39 PM
It’s almost like he’s never met a cop before
Welcome to town
November 13, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Welcome to town
A totally spontaneous event captured by multiple professionally operated cameras. Amazing!
November 11, 2025 at 11:55 AM
A totally spontaneous event captured by multiple professionally operated cameras. Amazing!
I’ll believe it when she sincerely apologizes to David Hogg. Keep walking Marge.
November 7, 2025 at 1:09 PM
I’ll believe it when she sincerely apologizes to David Hogg. Keep walking Marge.
When I was about 14 my big toe got smashed and the toenail came off. It actually sounds more painful than it is.
The first time my toenail grew back it was abnormally thick. Then THAT thing fell off and it grew back normally.
The first time my toenail grew back it was abnormally thick. Then THAT thing fell off and it grew back normally.
October 28, 2025 at 2:53 AM
When I was about 14 my big toe got smashed and the toenail came off. It actually sounds more painful than it is.
The first time my toenail grew back it was abnormally thick. Then THAT thing fell off and it grew back normally.
The first time my toenail grew back it was abnormally thick. Then THAT thing fell off and it grew back normally.
Keeping me sane, Clay
October 24, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Keeping me sane, Clay
Christian ministers preach from it all the time.
October 22, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Christian ministers preach from it all the time.
The Book of Job should have been the end of Christianity. I can’t believe anyone reads that fable and says “this is the God I want in my life.”
October 22, 2025 at 2:17 AM
The Book of Job should have been the end of Christianity. I can’t believe anyone reads that fable and says “this is the God I want in my life.”
When you design a PT test for Proud Boys to pass…
October 21, 2025 at 1:15 AM
When you design a PT test for Proud Boys to pass…
Yep. He also held hundreds of benches open until a Republican was in the WH to nominate these unqualified ultra-cons to lifetime positions.
October 17, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Yep. He also held hundreds of benches open until a Republican was in the WH to nominate these unqualified ultra-cons to lifetime positions.
“They.”
His fellow Americans. His constituents.
He’s call us “they.”
His fellow Americans. His constituents.
He’s call us “they.”
October 16, 2025 at 1:03 PM
“They.”
His fellow Americans. His constituents.
He’s call us “they.”
His fellow Americans. His constituents.
He’s call us “they.”
Busy not working
October 15, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Busy not working
No one is voting at all unless the House is gaveled back in.
October 14, 2025 at 3:42 PM
No one is voting at all unless the House is gaveled back in.
No one thinks he’ll love that long.
October 13, 2025 at 11:30 AM
No one thinks he’ll love that long.