I’d really like updated lyrics if they do.

But only the less attractive daughter.

The law should have been written so that they were presumed guilty in any interactions with the public when not in compliance. If their face isn’t visible and they aren’t wearing some sort of uniquely identifying ID they could just as easily be any common street thug.

I get a chunk of plastic with my number of years on it every 5 years. I’d rather have the $20 spent on it. But, it is kind of fun to tell people I’ve been here for 27 years other than my 2 year “sabbatical” with Eric’s startup.

They should be treated like Child Protective Services or a Social Worker. The unarmed person that rides along with a local cop to solve a problem that they specialize in with the actual trained officer providing protection if something goes wrong. No reason for them to be anything more than that.

We aren’t. We can’t. People voted for this nonsense.

And you didn’t give me the opportunity to buy you a drink while you were here? But, yeah, this is all stupid.

So we’re not doing a 50ish birthday boundary waters trip? I’ll bring the cast iron skillet and broken water filter.

They are literally already doing that. Retire it you can’t keep up with the news.

They’re already getting everything they want. It can’t get worse. Stop being a coward.

Do all the other things as well of course, but a big middle finger to Elon should be the icing on the cake.

And… are you hiring?