mike cavalier
@mikecavalier.bsky.social
bluesky lacks all conviction, while X is full of passionate intensity
every time I see an excel-themed novelty item, I have to resist buying it for my accountant father. they’re so stupid, and yet strike me as chic, in their own way
November 19, 2025 at 1:29 AM
every time I see an excel-themed novelty item, I have to resist buying it for my accountant father. they’re so stupid, and yet strike me as chic, in their own way
posted this five years ago. still true
November 12, 2025 at 6:33 PM
posted this five years ago. still true
this is some sicko shit
November 1, 2025 at 4:52 PM
this is some sicko shit
@bruzzeseonline.bsky.social when it’s time to break up with your beautiful girlfriend
October 21, 2025 at 11:10 PM
@bruzzeseonline.bsky.social when it’s time to break up with your beautiful girlfriend
i gave them a list of 25(!) different challenges to choose from, with past student examples of each
October 21, 2025 at 10:50 PM
i gave them a list of 25(!) different challenges to choose from, with past student examples of each
i’ve come up with an insane thing called “the directing sequence” where everyone in my film classes is director of their team for a day, and i also direct one film with all 18 groups i teach, and then i direct one full-class project at the end. It’s gonna yield like a hundred little movies
October 21, 2025 at 10:45 PM
i’ve come up with an insane thing called “the directing sequence” where everyone in my film classes is director of their team for a day, and i also direct one film with all 18 groups i teach, and then i direct one full-class project at the end. It’s gonna yield like a hundred little movies
Winsor just texted me this
October 19, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Winsor just texted me this
the only role my students will give me is "unreasonable authority figure"
October 15, 2025 at 3:09 AM
the only role my students will give me is "unreasonable authority figure"
finally I get to say this with authority: Derek is absolutely not demonstrating here that he read the books he’s referring to
October 10, 2025 at 8:04 PM
finally I get to say this with authority: Derek is absolutely not demonstrating here that he read the books he’s referring to
she’s talking about height, but sounds like dick to me
October 8, 2025 at 3:23 AM
she’s talking about height, but sounds like dick to me
when your accountant needs you to return his calls
October 8, 2025 at 1:17 AM
when your accountant needs you to return his calls
this is so funny it’s like a real life clickhole quote
October 8, 2025 at 1:14 AM
this is so funny it’s like a real life clickhole quote
reposting from the other site? forgive me Bluesky for i have sinned
October 7, 2025 at 11:45 PM
reposting from the other site? forgive me Bluesky for i have sinned
do not fear the hyperllink www.ienjoymusic.net/taylor-swift...
October 7, 2025 at 11:20 PM
do not fear the hyperllink www.ienjoymusic.net/taylor-swift...
Tilly norwood doesn’t have the sauce that S1M0ne had. That frigid ice queen was unapproachable, remote, superior; her detached affect made her a star. Tilly, this freckled nobody from the backwaters of the uncanny valley, is desperate and boring. a pick me and a tryhard
October 3, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Tilly norwood doesn’t have the sauce that S1M0ne had. That frigid ice queen was unapproachable, remote, superior; her detached affect made her a star. Tilly, this freckled nobody from the backwaters of the uncanny valley, is desperate and boring. a pick me and a tryhard
New Orleans is full of spooky abandoned buildings, so naturally, we’ve also got the spooky abandoned football stadium
October 1, 2025 at 10:55 PM
New Orleans is full of spooky abandoned buildings, so naturally, we’ve also got the spooky abandoned football stadium
hanif (who is, incidentally, the smartest fall out boy fan ever) needs to calm the fuck down in this one
October 1, 2025 at 12:58 AM
hanif (who is, incidentally, the smartest fall out boy fan ever) needs to calm the fuck down in this one
they were so real for this one
September 29, 2025 at 11:41 PM
they were so real for this one
don’t forget the Yu-Bo⋮o!
September 29, 2025 at 10:04 PM
don’t forget the Yu-Bo⋮o!
love too wear my old noby shirt
September 29, 2025 at 9:40 PM
love too wear my old noby shirt
students ask me to do little cameos and bit roles in their movies and skits. here are four i've done recently
September 28, 2025 at 10:06 PM
students ask me to do little cameos and bit roles in their movies and skits. here are four i've done recently
just a minor point: you know how the movie HER turned out to be far more prescient than one would think? the “Friend” product sounds exactly like the plot of Dave Eggers’ THE CIRCLE, and that’s depressing, because The Circle is not nearly as good as Her and shouldn’t be made prescient at all
September 28, 2025 at 8:52 PM
just a minor point: you know how the movie HER turned out to be far more prescient than one would think? the “Friend” product sounds exactly like the plot of Dave Eggers’ THE CIRCLE, and that’s depressing, because The Circle is not nearly as good as Her and shouldn’t be made prescient at all
pretty sure this is not a real person. Four books published in 2025, no author interviews, no website anywhere, writing fucking sucks, etc etc
September 25, 2025 at 11:41 PM
pretty sure this is not a real person. Four books published in 2025, no author interviews, no website anywhere, writing fucking sucks, etc etc
me and my college girlfriend bsky.app/profile/jfsc...
September 23, 2025 at 12:34 AM
me and my college girlfriend bsky.app/profile/jfsc...