Mike Carlton
@mikecarlton01.bsky.social
I was so much older then, I’m younger than that now…
I think his head got caught in the air fryer…
May 7, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I think his head got caught in the air fryer…
And speaking of vulgar billionaires… a round of applause, please, for our very own Anthony Pratt👏
May 6, 2025 at 8:59 PM
And speaking of vulgar billionaires… a round of applause, please, for our very own Anthony Pratt👏
The Orange Oaf has stuffed the White House with glitzy gold junk, believing it’s classy. Nah. It’s vulgarity x 1,000.
May 6, 2025 at 8:50 PM
The Orange Oaf has stuffed the White House with glitzy gold junk, believing it’s classy. Nah. It’s vulgarity x 1,000.
I’ll just leave this here without comment…
May 5, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I’ll just leave this here without comment…
Job lot, going cheap…
May 3, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Job lot, going cheap…
Labor landslide. Will nobody think of the poor billionaires ?
May 3, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Labor landslide. Will nobody think of the poor billionaires ?
The Fall of Saigon. 50 years ago today.
April 29, 2025 at 8:48 PM
The Fall of Saigon. 50 years ago today.
Indigenous diggers, WW1. Good enough to fight for our country. But not to be acknowledged by The Thug Dutton.
April 29, 2025 at 7:43 AM
Indigenous diggers, WW1. Good enough to fight for our country. But not to be acknowledged by The Thug Dutton.
In which NewsCorpse links up with the Nazis in Melbourne…a new, sewer low.
April 28, 2025 at 8:58 PM
In which NewsCorpse links up with the Nazis in Melbourne…a new, sewer low.
This is Little Ben Fordham, 2GB’s breakfast dickhead, the personification of the Dunning-Kruger syndrome…
April 28, 2025 at 7:08 AM
This is Little Ben Fordham, 2GB’s breakfast dickhead, the personification of the Dunning-Kruger syndrome…
I do much the same. You can simplify the process by getting hold of the Pauline Hanson or Clive Palmer tickets and reversing the order…
April 27, 2025 at 8:52 AM
I do much the same. You can simplify the process by getting hold of the Pauline Hanson or Clive Palmer tickets and reversing the order…
The Liberal Party’s “broad church…”
April 24, 2025 at 10:53 AM
The Liberal Party’s “broad church…”
We need the Vatican for our SECURITY so we’ll get it somehow. Knock down some of those OLD buildings, put in a Golf Course and make them RICH ! I’ll have JD talk to their Vice-Pope about this.
April 21, 2025 at 9:38 PM
We need the Vatican for our SECURITY so we’ll get it somehow. Knock down some of those OLD buildings, put in a Golf Course and make them RICH ! I’ll have JD talk to their Vice-Pope about this.
Yep ! Nothing like a good fun funeral. And maybe a quick 18 holes on the Vatican golf course ?
April 21, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Yep ! Nothing like a good fun funeral. And maybe a quick 18 holes on the Vatican golf course ?
Why does the Murdochracy keep rolling out this discredited dickhead ? And have they got the Yr9 work experience kid doing the chyrons ?
April 15, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Why does the Murdochracy keep rolling out this discredited dickhead ? And have they got the Yr9 work experience kid doing the chyrons ?
This is insane. The ramblings of a madman.
April 14, 2025 at 8:54 PM
This is insane. The ramblings of a madman.
Imagine being a Murdoch serf, having to churn out this crap day in, day out…
April 14, 2025 at 9:24 AM
Imagine being a Murdoch serf, having to churn out this crap day in, day out…
Not visiting America is a pleasure. The Secretary of State can go fuck himself.
April 14, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Not visiting America is a pleasure. The Secretary of State can go fuck himself.
Makes you feel all warm and runny inside…
April 14, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Makes you feel all warm and runny inside…
Jacinta Price, at left. Do we really want these Trumpy arse-lickers in government in Canberra ?
April 13, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Jacinta Price, at left. Do we really want these Trumpy arse-lickers in government in Canberra ?
A truly epic piece of arse-licking…
April 10, 2025 at 8:02 AM
A truly epic piece of arse-licking…
Wins the day, I think:
April 8, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Wins the day, I think:
So who’s the greatest threat to world peace ?
April 7, 2025 at 9:33 PM
So who’s the greatest threat to world peace ?