Or CP made by Grok.

I'll do art commissions for $5.

If you want to commission me, message me privately so we can discuss details and payment.

And just so y'all know, by commissioning me you're agreeing to let me post it online. But if you'd rather stay anonymous, that's fine just tell me privately. Also, I only have two commission slots per month.

No full nudity (basically as long as their private parts are covered up we're good)

If you want it to be sexual, I'll only draw the character if they're over 18 years old.

Fetish art is on a case-by-case basis.
I won't draw anything illegal, for obvious reasons.

Any news on a potential von Eldritch appearance?

The only reason streaming services make any money is because they are slightly more convenient than piracy. But now they're killing convenience for slightly better quarterly profits.

Oh fuck, she saw it, didn't she?

Honestly, it sounds like something The Onion would have as a headline.

Average Minthara simp.

Gambit

Get that to Jauffre, ASAP!

When you get your 3DS, I would recommend homebrewing it asap.

You get golden shit, literally.