I suspect it would have been someone with a young-ish element to their audience in the mid 80s at most. Duran Duran or Wham sounds about right. Sometime after that “rules ok” probably became “4EVA” or something

Could see after about 3 minutes we were going to get absolutely horsed

Buy an air gun and make it a fun family activity

And yet they’re irresistible to acquire. It’s only ever me that uses mugs in the flat and even then we’ve got about a dozen and still wind up acquiring another every once in a while.

Not all heroes where capes etc

It can’t be any worse than that godawful remake. CGI sludge and a very problematic piece of stunt casting.

Exactly. A simple pleasure in life sacrificed in the name of packaging cost efficiency or something. Hat tip to whatever joyless jobsworth at Nestle oversaw that “initative”