Oo, when I was a kid I remember a neighbour gave my grandmother a huge tom cat just like that, also called Rupert. Soon turned out Rupert was a Rupertina.

It's buggered.

Everyone will come over here. At least it works.

One of these days I will figure out how to do FT8. My Macbook doesn't like it. My Windows laptop doesn't like it. My X6100 won't do it. I'm out of ideas why. Maybe the cable isn't right?

Don't be jealous. It's Izal. I'd rather wipe my arse on glass paper.

Excel-lent.

Must be because of how hard he works. Right now he's busy contacting lawyers demanding they steal a billion dollars from British taxpayers.

M and Q are job titles. James Bond is a person. We are meant to believe that, regardless of what he looks like on screen, he has the memory of the events of all his previous adventures.

My workaround to bring him back is to have him him say "phew, that was close!" after the explosions.

Depends how many you sell. You could paint them in the style of Picasso and sell them for millions.

Is that the Hotel Bastardos?

I had to read that twice.

All the Dingle ladies,
All the Dingle ladies..

I do a mean rendition of Votre Toast.

It also exposes a huge problem with the jury system. Guilt decided on the basis of politics, or if the juror likes the accused's SM posts. The jury system needs to be abolished. Bench trials are the way forward.