Mike Blackwell 🦃🍂🥧
@mikeb815.bsky.social
Chicago, sometimes Vvardenfell.
Science, astronomy, and Elder Scrolls geek. Lean slightly Chaotic neutral. Demi schizoid. EBM/Industrial/80s music.
Science, astronomy, and Elder Scrolls geek. Lean slightly Chaotic neutral. Demi schizoid. EBM/Industrial/80s music.
I don't think love is even a passing thought with these men. It's all transactional for them. "I went to work today to earn us money, therefore, you owe me one sex."
November 21, 2025 at 12:26 AM
I don't think love is even a passing thought with these men. It's all transactional for them. "I went to work today to earn us money, therefore, you owe me one sex."
It's like someone took the nothing concept from Seinfeld but turned it into a torturous hellscape.
November 19, 2025 at 4:15 PM
It's like someone took the nothing concept from Seinfeld but turned it into a torturous hellscape.
Right? And I hate that they're always so literal and direct. Nothing conceptual. Kinda like how maga likes their art, in your face paintings of landscapes and sculptures of a person. No imagination.
November 19, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Right? And I hate that they're always so literal and direct. Nothing conceptual. Kinda like how maga likes their art, in your face paintings of landscapes and sculptures of a person. No imagination.
I'm the same. I had trouble with Mike at first, but those seasons grew on me.
November 18, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I'm the same. I had trouble with Mike at first, but those seasons grew on me.
Yep. That's the title I knew it as, from MST3K.
November 18, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Yep. That's the title I knew it as, from MST3K.
That, plus, when one of their own is the shooter then it's us as a society that failed them. But when it's an "other" then it's the person themselves who failed and snapped.
November 17, 2025 at 4:19 PM
That, plus, when one of their own is the shooter then it's us as a society that failed them. But when it's an "other" then it's the person themselves who failed and snapped.
I love how they completely ignore the straight white cis christian men who commit all the other violence.
Not that those stats about trans people are true to begin with.
Not that those stats about trans people are true to begin with.
November 17, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I love how they completely ignore the straight white cis christian men who commit all the other violence.
Not that those stats about trans people are true to begin with.
Not that those stats about trans people are true to begin with.
That screaming bear freaked the crap out of me. More movies need that kind of terror.
November 16, 2025 at 7:05 PM
That screaming bear freaked the crap out of me. More movies need that kind of terror.
This song is 26 years old???
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November 16, 2025 at 6:38 PM
This song is 26 years old???
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I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the... everywhere.
November 16, 2025 at 12:36 PM
I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the... everywhere.
OMG now I have to go watch Annihilation again. That's one of my top favorite movies ever.
November 16, 2025 at 11:52 AM
OMG now I have to go watch Annihilation again. That's one of my top favorite movies ever.
I love that the two options are the same!
November 16, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I love that the two options are the same!
He can grab and manipulate tools with those feet, and you're laughing?
November 15, 2025 at 6:05 PM
He can grab and manipulate tools with those feet, and you're laughing?
Edibles??? Pah! Everyone knows the apostles were doing way harder stuff back then...
November 15, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Edibles??? Pah! Everyone knows the apostles were doing way harder stuff back then...
Bass is an underdog too. not many seem to pay attention to it. Somewhere, I still have my Yamaha Motion B that I bought in 89.
November 14, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Bass is an underdog too. not many seem to pay attention to it. Somewhere, I still have my Yamaha Motion B that I bought in 89.
Silly? Naw, just put a Molotov in one hand and you'd look perfect!
November 14, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Silly? Naw, just put a Molotov in one hand and you'd look perfect!
Hey, can't have skin problems if you don't have any skin left, right?
November 14, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Hey, can't have skin problems if you don't have any skin left, right?
Zork was where I first learned what a Faberge egg was. 😄
November 14, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Zork was where I first learned what a Faberge egg was. 😄
Thanks for the mental image...
November 14, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Thanks for the mental image...
Looks like he's about to do a "Five easy tips for storing and serving your bloodwine properly."
November 13, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Looks like he's about to do a "Five easy tips for storing and serving your bloodwine properly."
Right? You say "1992" and I think, that wasn't that long ago. Then say "33 years" and I think, holy crap!
November 13, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Right? You say "1992" and I think, that wasn't that long ago. Then say "33 years" and I think, holy crap!
I love that we're inching closer and closer to a one party state, thanks in part to the current iteration of Democrats.
November 12, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I love that we're inching closer and closer to a one party state, thanks in part to the current iteration of Democrats.
I first heard of them from Shipping Up to Boston through the world series, being Papelbon's walk up song.
November 12, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I first heard of them from Shipping Up to Boston through the world series, being Papelbon's walk up song.
