Best line: “Note five: It’s been true and it remains true that the president of the United States is a compromised Russian asset. He’s also a fucking moron.”

Worth the read - best line: “ There’s no such thing as a “free market” to begin with. Today’s so-called “free market” is the outcome of political decisions over monopolization, labor organization, private property, finance, trade, taxes, and much more.”

You do know you’re adorable?