Trogdor has burninated my internet. Realizing all the smart and stupid things connected to it that... well... aren't. [Shakes squirrely fist in anger]

Why are bad habits so much easier than good habits? Time to drink some water, calm my inner self, and then try to restart on the good path.

You ever notice that bidet and duvet rhyme?

When will microwaves come with a "I see you are ruining some fish in here and stinking up the area" automatic shuttle off? Some decisions linger...

For people returning to office, a gentle reminder. Your office mates may react differently to your f*@$!ing language when on mute or reading emails than your cat/dog does (your mileage may vary). I must remember work safe words. Flying fudge monkies will be returning to my lexicon for fox sake.

Thing I just realized... Brain bleach works best if you stop pouring 💩 on it.

Tried to not get a toaster in new kitchen. Gets new toaster. Tries it. Wife doesn't want any. Wow, that is a well done piece of toast. Wife has to try it now. Grudgingly agrees. <-- yes, that stage of life.

Ramen time @ Maru Ramen in Northridge

Great [sour] beers come from happy barrels. #CelladorAles