Mike W
mike.helix-labs.io
Mike W
@mike.helix-labs.io
Cyber Security doer of things | Bass guitarist | Football fan | Dad

https://medium.com/@Mike.Whitehead
Awesome loophole! Bet they'd ask to see the bike, so need to take a figurine just in case! 😂
November 19, 2025 at 9:10 AM
"Dev only has 10 fingers and so can't count to 12. Going with 8"
November 5, 2025 at 9:00 AM
I know where I'd rather be!

...the first one, definitely the first one 😂
October 31, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Interesting how much that slider covers in terms of AI usage, as I think it may not cover the use of your data for things like AI job matching - there's a separate form for personal data processing generally:

www.linkedin.com/help/linkedi...
Data Processing Restriction and Objection | LinkedIn Help
Data Processing Restriction and Objection
www.linkedin.com
October 28, 2025 at 2:46 PM
But where's the fun in that?! 😂
October 26, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Risk someone else's!
October 25, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Don't most keys work as a trolley token?
October 25, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Closely followed by "...so, anyone got a spare factory for a few days? Reckon it won't take us long to recover from this"
October 17, 2025 at 12:25 PM
"In October 2025, we suffered a sophisticated cyber attack..."
October 17, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Yes 😂
October 13, 2025 at 8:59 AM
Go get yourself a fry up while you wait 😉
October 12, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Enjoy fella!
October 12, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Someone got their first copy of Photoshop 5.5 and learned how to make gradients and bubble textures
October 10, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Another take on someone being "full of beans"
October 9, 2025 at 8:51 AM
How did it taste?
October 3, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Rough Tesco!
October 3, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Soggy biscuit in Scotland
October 1, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I remember a spate of posts on Facebook years ago saying "I am posting this to say that I don't consent to my photos being used by Facebook"

Not how this works guys!
October 1, 2025 at 8:47 AM
Fine, £20.99 and that's my final offer
September 26, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I dont know enough about it @maldr0id.bsky.social, but does that work in the same way as the German eID where to read the card you have to enter a PIN?
September 26, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Didn't they have similar in the past?
September 25, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Lisa...

No.
September 22, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Move over Christmas trees, its time for autumn trees to shine!
September 17, 2025 at 2:16 PM