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...and follow it up with latter-day Uday and Qusay.
December 3, 2025 at 3:36 AM
...and follow it up with latter-day Uday and Qusay.
If there's a red district or a red state that might flip, run a generic white man Democrat there. I'd love to see Jasmine Crockett as Speaker and AOC as Senate leader, but we need to play the game smart. We need to min/max our % odds in every district.
December 3, 2025 at 3:31 AM
If there's a red district or a red state that might flip, run a generic white man Democrat there. I'd love to see Jasmine Crockett as Speaker and AOC as Senate leader, but we need to play the game smart. We need to min/max our % odds in every district.
This was a nice improvement, but I'd like to see the Democrats play the game. If they had run a white man who's a retired Marine as the Democrat we would have won that seat. We need to play the hands we're dealt based on the district.
December 3, 2025 at 3:27 AM
This was a nice improvement, but I'd like to see the Democrats play the game. If they had run a white man who's a retired Marine as the Democrat we would have won that seat. We need to play the hands we're dealt based on the district.
Howard Lutnick and his sons will be on the Ratline Express to Israel with all the taxpayer money they are stealing using the tariff insurance scam.
December 2, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Howard Lutnick and his sons will be on the Ratline Express to Israel with all the taxpayer money they are stealing using the tariff insurance scam.
Trump and Hegseth are both fully responsible, but so is Frank "Mitch" Bradley - the four-star Admiral.
December 2, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Trump and Hegseth are both fully responsible, but so is Frank "Mitch" Bradley - the four-star Admiral.
He's probably in place because he was hand-picked and he deserves what he has coming.
December 2, 2025 at 2:11 AM
He's probably in place because he was hand-picked and he deserves what he has coming.
wtf is this list. Only Eastwood and Brolin are major stars, and Eastwood is warmed-over death.
December 2, 2025 at 12:22 AM
wtf is this list. Only Eastwood and Brolin are major stars, and Eastwood is warmed-over death.
Aw man, Josh Brolin is a piece of shit? I didn't realize.
December 2, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Aw man, Josh Brolin is a piece of shit? I didn't realize.
Where is her cross? Is she not a Christian anymore?!
December 1, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Where is her cross? Is she not a Christian anymore?!
I love that the example is exactly what they did. :)
December 1, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I love that the example is exactly what they did. :)
The Texas triangle created by Houston, DFW, Austin, and San Antonio is where most of the people are. It's about as blue as Connecticut. The problem is that all the rural west Texas parts (save El Paso) are deep red.
There are more Democrats voters in Texas than any state other than NY and CA.
There are more Democrats voters in Texas than any state other than NY and CA.
December 1, 2025 at 2:26 PM
The Texas triangle created by Houston, DFW, Austin, and San Antonio is where most of the people are. It's about as blue as Connecticut. The problem is that all the rural west Texas parts (save El Paso) are deep red.
There are more Democrats voters in Texas than any state other than NY and CA.
There are more Democrats voters in Texas than any state other than NY and CA.
Nah. I'm from Texas. Talarico could win. Crockett couldn't.
Racist country people will go vote just to vote against her when they would have stayed home otherwise.
Racist country people will go vote just to vote against her when they would have stayed home otherwise.
December 1, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Nah. I'm from Texas. Talarico could win. Crockett couldn't.
Racist country people will go vote just to vote against her when they would have stayed home otherwise.
Racist country people will go vote just to vote against her when they would have stayed home otherwise.
Yeah, I'd like that. She needs to be in a safe district though. You don't want the Speaker to be someone who wins their seat by 1%.
December 1, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Yeah, I'd like that. She needs to be in a safe district though. You don't want the Speaker to be someone who wins their seat by 1%.
I'm not a big fan of this. She's great but so is James Talarico, and Talarico has a far better chance of winning a Texas statewide election.
December 1, 2025 at 1:38 PM
I'm not a big fan of this. She's great but so is James Talarico, and Talarico has a far better chance of winning a Texas statewide election.
His family will always be able to proudly remember that he died for Trump. ...even after all the Epstein files are out.
December 1, 2025 at 1:36 PM
His family will always be able to proudly remember that he died for Trump. ...even after all the Epstein files are out.
they didn't tell him because he wouldn't understand
December 1, 2025 at 1:30 PM
they didn't tell him because he wouldn't understand
Kicking up vs. kicking down.
December 1, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Kicking up vs. kicking down.
Stop with this shit. I love her but she's not going to win a Texas statewide election right now. Talarico might.
December 1, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Stop with this shit. I love her but she's not going to win a Texas statewide election right now. Talarico might.
I always want a reporter to ask Trump if he's thought about Corey Comperatore. Trump will definitely say "who?"
December 1, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I always want a reporter to ask Trump if he's thought about Corey Comperatore. Trump will definitely say "who?"
"...with the harshest possible penalties, up to and including the death penalty."
November 30, 2025 at 9:43 PM
"...with the harshest possible penalties, up to and including the death penalty."
The Trump Administration's block on immigration has an exception for people with huge fake boobies.
November 30, 2025 at 4:24 PM
The Trump Administration's block on immigration has an exception for people with huge fake boobies.
What I like about Pete Hegseth is that he's young enough to spend 30-40 years in prison.
November 30, 2025 at 4:06 PM
What I like about Pete Hegseth is that he's young enough to spend 30-40 years in prison.
They should tell him he's beneath the dignity of the office.
November 30, 2025 at 3:02 AM
They should tell him he's beneath the dignity of the office.
Mr. Phil, if you ever need money, I'll pay you $5,000 to fuck a pig on video.
November 30, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Mr. Phil, if you ever need money, I'll pay you $5,000 to fuck a pig on video.
stupid sexy Daffy Duck
November 29, 2025 at 4:06 PM
stupid sexy Daffy Duck