Read that as Viking…

😅

Hate it when that happens…. Not at the time, but in the morning…

Straight to a & e! Don’t fuck about with your eyesight!

Tbf as someone who lives by the sea… you are just lucky that the conference was this week… rather than last week, when caravans were tipping over, you couldn’t open your front door or see out your windows because of the salt and sand blast! But yes when it’s nice it’s lovely!

English person here…. It’s definitely the guns!

Trumps face when he said that

American cream soda can be improved by the addition of pure meth tbh

What about a ring to hang all my keys upon? With perhaps a big rabbit’s head so adorned? Or perhaps an alchemy device whereby a soft whistle of a sweet melody would locate said keys with an alarm like the watchmen’s bawl?

Unless you are a big city dweller… not enough vegans to support your business. Also yes if you cannot compete on quality of food then what’s the point? Most outlets provide decent vegan options nowadays.

If you are lucky you can get Bluefin Tuna caught of Cornwall! It’s pricy but sooo sooo good