He should meet Dr. Temple Grandin. In addition to being autistic and a professor, she's also an expert in animal behavior. I'm sure she could diagnose his issues and recommend treatment.

Do you suppose they want to get their hands on the $2.7 trillion reserve assets?

Good luck and keep on fighting the good fight, Pete! I have confidence in you applying your abilities for the good of us all.

Here's the real reason they are doing this: