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Found him! His name is Oliver Alpha: x.com/alphaxoliver...
You know it’s gonna hurt when you can even see the vein through his underwear 🤤
You know it’s gonna hurt when you can even see the vein through his underwear 🤤
December 29, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Found him! His name is Oliver Alpha: x.com/alphaxoliver...
You know it’s gonna hurt when you can even see the vein through his underwear 🤤
You know it’s gonna hurt when you can even see the vein through his underwear 🤤
That penis is a boomerang!
February 12, 2025 at 1:25 AM
That penis is a boomerang!
I found out that the word Cookie in Hungarian means cock after I sung the Cookie Monster “C is for Cookie” in full to a group of my Hungarian housemates.
November 23, 2024 at 12:45 PM
I found out that the word Cookie in Hungarian means cock after I sung the Cookie Monster “C is for Cookie” in full to a group of my Hungarian housemates.
I find it hard to believe you navigate through your house with this on without knocking over at least one vase.
November 22, 2024 at 2:33 PM
I find it hard to believe you navigate through your house with this on without knocking over at least one vase.
Oh no, I fell in the thirst trap! 🥵
November 22, 2024 at 2:20 PM
Oh no, I fell in the thirst trap! 🥵
The most accurate of advertising.
November 18, 2024 at 4:39 AM
The most accurate of advertising.
Would love to nuzzle up in that bush
November 16, 2024 at 4:13 AM
Would love to nuzzle up in that bush