Mike.
@mike-in-manc.bsky.social
Older gay guy in Manchester/Salford, don't fit in a gay box, I'm just me! 🏳️🌈
There's some sort of yellow thing in the sky, rumour has it that it's called The Sun! ⛅
December 19, 2025 at 9:54 AM
There's some sort of yellow thing in the sky, rumour has it that it's called The Sun! ⛅
TBT to 2003, the time some skinny arsehole on gaydar told me I was "to fat" to wear bike kit! I had a 32 inch waist! 🤷♂️😭🤣
December 18, 2025 at 7:34 AM
TBT to 2003, the time some skinny arsehole on gaydar told me I was "to fat" to wear bike kit! I had a 32 inch waist! 🤷♂️😭🤣
I think whomever has the big fuck off telly on wall in the building across from mine might want to close the curtains when watching porn! 😳
December 17, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I think whomever has the big fuck off telly on wall in the building across from mine might want to close the curtains when watching porn! 😳
RIP Rob Reiner!
I'd never heard of The Princess Bride before, caught it one rainy afternoon a few years ago when laid on the sofa recovering from an op. It instantly became one of my fave films.
It's silly, funny, great characters and has some great memorable lines!
I'd never heard of The Princess Bride before, caught it one rainy afternoon a few years ago when laid on the sofa recovering from an op. It instantly became one of my fave films.
It's silly, funny, great characters and has some great memorable lines!
December 16, 2025 at 7:27 PM
RIP Rob Reiner!
I'd never heard of The Princess Bride before, caught it one rainy afternoon a few years ago when laid on the sofa recovering from an op. It instantly became one of my fave films.
It's silly, funny, great characters and has some great memorable lines!
I'd never heard of The Princess Bride before, caught it one rainy afternoon a few years ago when laid on the sofa recovering from an op. It instantly became one of my fave films.
It's silly, funny, great characters and has some great memorable lines!
Fart is suing the BBC for $5bn! Fucking 🤡
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December 16, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Fart is suing the BBC for $5bn! Fucking 🤡
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He's supposed to be the leader of a "civilised" country!
Could this poor excuse for a turd get any lower!
His political career should have ended when he mocked a disabled guy! 🤬
Could this poor excuse for a turd get any lower!
His political career should have ended when he mocked a disabled guy! 🤬
December 15, 2025 at 5:35 PM
He's supposed to be the leader of a "civilised" country!
Could this poor excuse for a turd get any lower!
His political career should have ended when he mocked a disabled guy! 🤬
Could this poor excuse for a turd get any lower!
His political career should have ended when he mocked a disabled guy! 🤬
Didn't know whether to walk or swim to work this morning!
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December 15, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Didn't know whether to walk or swim to work this morning!
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Well worth a watch! 👍
December 13, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Well worth a watch! 👍
It was exhausting putting that tree up! 🎄
December 13, 2025 at 4:05 PM
It was exhausting putting that tree up! 🎄
Friday liftie! This getting old and watery eyes business is a pain the arse! 😂
December 12, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Friday liftie! This getting old and watery eyes business is a pain the arse! 😂
Just seen an American advert on TV for anti depressants, the way they rattle off the list of all the side effects I think I'd sooner stay depressed! 😳
December 10, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Just seen an American advert on TV for anti depressants, the way they rattle off the list of all the side effects I think I'd sooner stay depressed! 😳
Oddly not enough dickheads riding bikes dressed in black with no lights or reflectors are being knocked of their bikes, surely this would thin out the dickhead/scroat herd considerably!🤬
December 10, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Oddly not enough dickheads riding bikes dressed in black with no lights or reflectors are being knocked of their bikes, surely this would thin out the dickhead/scroat herd considerably!🤬
Bollocks! I didn't win the lottery so work it is! 😭
December 10, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Bollocks! I didn't win the lottery so work it is! 😭
Well after swimming to work this morning I've been blown all the way home in record time. 😉😋
December 9, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Well after swimming to work this morning I've been blown all the way home in record time. 😉😋
Go on then if you insist! 😉😋
December 9, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Go on then if you insist! 😉😋
Hey Yodel, what's the point of giving an alternative flat number for a neighbour if you're just going to dump it outside my front door! 🤷🤬
December 8, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Hey Yodel, what's the point of giving an alternative flat number for a neighbour if you're just going to dump it outside my front door! 🤷🤬
Another Monday and another liftie!
December 8, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Another Monday and another liftie!
Asked at work if I was getting a Christmas jumper! The look on their faces when I said I'd sooner stick pins in my balls! 😉😋
December 5, 2025 at 8:22 AM
Asked at work if I was getting a Christmas jumper! The look on their faces when I said I'd sooner stick pins in my balls! 😉😋
Am I wasting an hour and 44 minutes of my life! 🤔
December 3, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Am I wasting an hour and 44 minutes of my life! 🤔
