On The Mike, Mike
@mike-d-thats-me.bsky.social
I have two cats now, for some reason. Cat to dog ratio is off.
“And now he wants an investigation... into... what he felt?” So, therapy.
February 11, 2026 at 11:21 AM
“And now he wants an investigation... into... what he felt?” So, therapy.
THIS is the correct response.
January 22, 2026 at 5:19 PM
THIS is the correct response.
The correct response is not constraints. The correct response is abolishment.
January 22, 2026 at 5:17 PM
The correct response is not constraints. The correct response is abolishment.
And the tragedy is that she will learn nothing from this.
January 21, 2026 at 12:48 AM
And the tragedy is that she will learn nothing from this.
She’d be fine if they were rounding up trans kids like mine. She can fuck all the way off.
January 20, 2026 at 10:59 PM
She’d be fine if they were rounding up trans kids like mine. She can fuck all the way off.
Stop funding ICE, Cory. Full stop. No “better training”. For fucks sake man, the time is long past for such mealy mouthed bullshit.
January 18, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Stop funding ICE, Cory. Full stop. No “better training”. For fucks sake man, the time is long past for such mealy mouthed bullshit.
There are more than I’d like in my section of New Jersey.
January 18, 2026 at 5:03 PM
There are more than I’d like in my section of New Jersey.
All it takes is a sharpie and a few extra dots and it’s unreadable. How about names and numbers champ?
January 14, 2026 at 6:38 PM
All it takes is a sharpie and a few extra dots and it’s unreadable. How about names and numbers champ?
Seems to me that “Abolish Ice” would drastically reduce the amount of crime currently happening on our streets.
January 13, 2026 at 6:34 PM
Seems to me that “Abolish Ice” would drastically reduce the amount of crime currently happening on our streets.
“We” who, bro?
January 8, 2026 at 7:05 PM
“We” who, bro?
He also is gleefully going along with it. There’s no world where he shirks blame here.
January 8, 2026 at 4:07 PM
He also is gleefully going along with it. There’s no world where he shirks blame here.
“I’m so incensed that I’m going to fund them again.”
January 8, 2026 at 3:05 PM
“I’m so incensed that I’m going to fund them again.”
The funniest thing to me about Alex Garland is he made a whole film about how toxic men are as if it was revelatory.
January 8, 2026 at 1:06 PM
The funniest thing to me about Alex Garland is he made a whole film about how toxic men are as if it was revelatory.
It’s abundantly clear the first fight we need to win is to get them out of power and out of the way. Let them all make a dime talking this shit on MSNBC and away from where they can damage the movement.
January 7, 2026 at 7:48 PM
It’s abundantly clear the first fight we need to win is to get them out of power and out of the way. Let them all make a dime talking this shit on MSNBC and away from where they can damage the movement.
Find him. Name him. If he doesn’t face justice, may he never face a moments peace again.
January 7, 2026 at 7:21 PM
Find him. Name him. If he doesn’t face justice, may he never face a moments peace again.
Once MPD punted the case to the Feds, this prick got away with it.
January 7, 2026 at 6:56 PM
Once MPD punted the case to the Feds, this prick got away with it.
Jesus you are going to get us all fucking killed.
January 7, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Jesus you are going to get us all fucking killed.
This is the only correct answer.
December 20, 2025 at 3:05 AM
This is the only correct answer.
May this be brought up every time she goes on tv and tries to paint herself as a good person.
December 17, 2025 at 11:56 PM
May this be brought up every time she goes on tv and tries to paint herself as a good person.
Every single Tesla driver in my area is absolutely dog shit at the fundamentals.
December 15, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Every single Tesla driver in my area is absolutely dog shit at the fundamentals.
Everything in the airports will be solved if we just Don Draper this shit.
November 24, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Everything in the airports will be solved if we just Don Draper this shit.
He may just have the most obnoxious face of all time.
November 13, 2025 at 3:12 PM
He may just have the most obnoxious face of all time.