MikeTheDude
@mike-atx-4dwin.bsky.social
Hi. I’m Mike. in my 40s. I’m doing my best to stay active and stuff…and the proud owner of the same waistline I had in college (32).
Phew. Order cancelled 😅
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February 2, 2026 at 5:36 AM
Phew. Order cancelled 😅
Note to self: order industrial strength penis pump and pray
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February 2, 2026 at 4:32 AM
Note to self: order industrial strength penis pump and pray
Not sure if you know this, but you are my favorite thing to eat 🤤
January 25, 2026 at 5:07 AM
Not sure if you know this, but you are my favorite thing to eat 🤤
You mean jerk off to you again? 🤔. It’s kinda already my daily morning maintenance check to make sure everything is in working order, but I’ll do it again if it helps you out 😃
December 28, 2025 at 10:52 PM
You mean jerk off to you again? 🤔. It’s kinda already my daily morning maintenance check to make sure everything is in working order, but I’ll do it again if it helps you out 😃
Yes please 🙏 😃
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December 10, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Yes please 🙏 😃
I just finished episode one 😳.
November 24, 2025 at 1:28 AM
I just finished episode one 😳.
What was the movie? 🤔
November 24, 2024 at 6:45 AM
What was the movie? 🤔