He thinks I work too much and is trying to take some editing off my plate.

I got yelled at in elementary school for not trying to learn how to type. I never did learn.
*laughs in ipad*

Wait, so if Ashton Kutcher moved to Europe, do we not have to worry about getting Punk’d anymore?

Troy likes to go to the window and show his toys to the dogs walking on the mall. He’s always got to flex on em! 💪⛓️

I never say real sentences. #mastiff #bandogmastiff #guardiandog

He doesn’t know what personal space is.
#bandogmastiff #guardiandog

Me: The parent company that bought your clinic really sucks and is soooo chaotic…

My therapist: Well, after one of the guys at the top, got shot while he was in NYC it’s been an absolute mess.

Me: 😳😳😳

My therapist: *blinks*

Me: *nods* 😳😳
#luigi #freeluigi
#luigimangione