Mika
@mikagoose.bsky.social
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Just throwing my thoughts into the void
Kinda obsessed with my Romashka ❤️
Just throwing my thoughts into the void
Kinda obsessed with my Romashka ❤️
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Mika
@mikagoose.bsky.social
· Mar 16
I have to share this profound thing I just said:
I want to live life to the fullest. The way life is supposed to be lived. I’m willing to have my heart broken if it means I got to love.
I want to live life to the fullest. The way life is supposed to be lived. I’m willing to have my heart broken if it means I got to love.
My dad acts like everyone else on the road has a vendetta to make him miss lights and slow him down by merging in front of him or simply making a turn while he’s behind them.
December 26, 2025 at 9:24 PM
My dad acts like everyone else on the road has a vendetta to make him miss lights and slow him down by merging in front of him or simply making a turn while he’s behind them.
I haven’t even met him in person and I miss him incessantly
December 8, 2025 at 9:45 AM
I haven’t even met him in person and I miss him incessantly
Damn, it’s so nice that the hardest part of my day now is telling my boyfriend goodnight.
November 23, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Damn, it’s so nice that the hardest part of my day now is telling my boyfriend goodnight.
Cucumbers are such an under appreciated sandwich ingredient. We all love a tangy pickle and a sweet relish but we forget about the humble cucumber.
November 14, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Cucumbers are such an under appreciated sandwich ingredient. We all love a tangy pickle and a sweet relish but we forget about the humble cucumber.
I forgot Zohran Mamdani’s name and called him Zofran Mahatma Gandhi. Bestie knew who I was talking about 😂
November 8, 2025 at 9:43 AM
I forgot Zohran Mamdani’s name and called him Zofran Mahatma Gandhi. Bestie knew who I was talking about 😂
H. P. Lovecraft is such an awesome and badass name. Finding out the H and P stand for Howard Phillips just sucks. So lame. This almost mythical man was probably called Howie by friends and family. That’s just too cute.
October 30, 2025 at 9:13 AM
H. P. Lovecraft is such an awesome and badass name. Finding out the H and P stand for Howard Phillips just sucks. So lame. This almost mythical man was probably called Howie by friends and family. That’s just too cute.
My scale thinks I’ve lost 71 pounds because about two years ago my friend weighed himself on it. I’ve only lost about 28 pounds but it’s nice to think I’ve lost more than that lmao
October 30, 2025 at 4:21 AM
My scale thinks I’ve lost 71 pounds because about two years ago my friend weighed himself on it. I’ve only lost about 28 pounds but it’s nice to think I’ve lost more than that lmao
Saw this pic of Henry VIII and thought his chin looks like a ball sac and now I’ll never be able to unsee it
October 29, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Saw this pic of Henry VIII and thought his chin looks like a ball sac and now I’ll never be able to unsee it
Legit had a customer say plastic bags don't harm the environment. 🙄
October 8, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Legit had a customer say plastic bags don't harm the environment. 🙄
Happy to announce that I've lost nearly 30 pounds this year!!! Unfortunately, it's because my organs are trying to kill me 🙃
October 7, 2025 at 8:05 AM
Happy to announce that I've lost nearly 30 pounds this year!!! Unfortunately, it's because my organs are trying to kill me 🙃
My mom took Tylenol PM so I’m only autistic at night
September 28, 2025 at 6:51 AM
My mom took Tylenol PM so I’m only autistic at night
Get a snake. Name him Sir Pants.
September 3, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Get a snake. Name him Sir Pants.
This is how you respond to flirting right? Like an excited Mickey Mouse? 😂🤣
June 30, 2025 at 4:56 AM
This is how you respond to flirting right? Like an excited Mickey Mouse? 😂🤣
The new version of “Do it for the vine” is “Do it for the plot!” and I love that
June 18, 2025 at 7:57 AM
The new version of “Do it for the vine” is “Do it for the plot!” and I love that
Every time I slide my charger around the port trying to plug it in blindly I think of Sherlock using the marks on Watson’s phone to figure out his sister is an alcoholic.
June 5, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Every time I slide my charger around the port trying to plug it in blindly I think of Sherlock using the marks on Watson’s phone to figure out his sister is an alcoholic.
Me waiting for my boyfriend to be done playing games with his homies so he can hop on dc with me 🙃
a man with a mustache is sitting on a swing in a park
ALT: a man with a mustache is sitting on a swing in a park
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June 4, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Me waiting for my boyfriend to be done playing games with his homies so he can hop on dc with me 🙃
Why does every god damn thing wrong with me make me nauseous?!
Headache- nauseous, acid reflux- nauseous, anxiety- nauseous, bowel movement- nauseous. Like wtf?!
Headache- nauseous, acid reflux- nauseous, anxiety- nauseous, bowel movement- nauseous. Like wtf?!
March 26, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Why does every god damn thing wrong with me make me nauseous?!
Headache- nauseous, acid reflux- nauseous, anxiety- nauseous, bowel movement- nauseous. Like wtf?!
Headache- nauseous, acid reflux- nauseous, anxiety- nauseous, bowel movement- nauseous. Like wtf?!
My sweet baby passed today. I’m so full of regret. I wanted to be with her when it happened but I didn’t know it would be this soon.
March 23, 2025 at 1:59 AM
My sweet baby passed today. I’m so full of regret. I wanted to be with her when it happened but I didn’t know it would be this soon.
Every time I feel a headache coming on I think it can wait. I won’t take pain meds right away. Then before I know it my eyes hurt and every heartbeat is pounding in my head.
March 21, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Every time I feel a headache coming on I think it can wait. I won’t take pain meds right away. Then before I know it my eyes hurt and every heartbeat is pounding in my head.
I’m not really a fan of Chappell Roan’s music but she could run me over and I’d say, “Thank you.”
March 17, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I’m not really a fan of Chappell Roan’s music but she could run me over and I’d say, “Thank you.”
I have to share this profound thing I just said:
I want to live life to the fullest. The way life is supposed to be lived. I’m willing to have my heart broken if it means I got to love.
I want to live life to the fullest. The way life is supposed to be lived. I’m willing to have my heart broken if it means I got to love.
March 16, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I have to share this profound thing I just said:
I want to live life to the fullest. The way life is supposed to be lived. I’m willing to have my heart broken if it means I got to love.
I want to live life to the fullest. The way life is supposed to be lived. I’m willing to have my heart broken if it means I got to love.
Can’t believe I just had my first mental breakdown in my adulthood and I’m almost 24. I was on a really good streak!
March 10, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Can’t believe I just had my first mental breakdown in my adulthood and I’m almost 24. I was on a really good streak!
I started talking to a guy a couple weeks ago. He’s either too good to be true or my actual dream man.
March 3, 2025 at 2:38 AM
I started talking to a guy a couple weeks ago. He’s either too good to be true or my actual dream man.
My brain demands that I be immersed in nature, exploring, and experiencing. My body demands that I always be within a mile of a hospital.
February 25, 2025 at 7:57 PM
My brain demands that I be immersed in nature, exploring, and experiencing. My body demands that I always be within a mile of a hospital.