Mikaeru Kojin 🇨🇦🇺🇸🇵🇭🎌 ミカエル コウジン
@mikaerukojin.bsky.social
Professional chef plating passion and progressive flavor. Left-leaning & right about taste. Sports stats in one hand, piping hot ramen in the other. Japanophile with a soft spot for ninjas and cherry blossoms.
Why does Kash Patel always look like he walked in on his mom masturbating?
December 6, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Why does Kash Patel always look like he walked in on his mom masturbating?
Oh Kristi you’re gonna look amazing in jumpsuit orange.
December 2, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Oh Kristi you’re gonna look amazing in jumpsuit orange.
It’s hard for me to tell whether Kegsbreath is a bigger douche or a bigger tool. His personality rivals his stupidity.
December 1, 2025 at 8:57 PM
It’s hard for me to tell whether Kegsbreath is a bigger douche or a bigger tool. His personality rivals his stupidity.
How is it an Afghani national who was just granted asylum in April of ‘25 get a gun? Oh yeah guns are handed out like candy here.
November 28, 2025 at 12:12 AM
How is it an Afghani national who was just granted asylum in April of ‘25 get a gun? Oh yeah guns are handed out like candy here.
Nutlick could be the dumbest official in what is a really competitive field, in this administration. It makes me wonder how he ever made it this far, but then I remember he was probably coddled through a system grooved for privileged imbeciles to succeed.
November 24, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Nutlick could be the dumbest official in what is a really competitive field, in this administration. It makes me wonder how he ever made it this far, but then I remember he was probably coddled through a system grooved for privileged imbeciles to succeed.
Are you surprised considering Democrats care about healthcare, economic equality, worker & consumer protections, social justice, climate policy, education, public investment & voting rights and Republicans care about tax cuts?
November 22, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Are you surprised considering Democrats care about healthcare, economic equality, worker & consumer protections, social justice, climate policy, education, public investment & voting rights and Republicans care about tax cuts?
The only consistent thing about the 2025 LA Chargers, is their inconsistency. Even before Herbert got hurt, they were lifeless and dead in the water.
November 17, 2025 at 8:58 AM
The only consistent thing about the 2025 LA Chargers, is their inconsistency. Even before Herbert got hurt, they were lifeless and dead in the water.
Brutal
November 16, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Brutal
I’d love to see how some friends from my neighborhood and elementary school are doing. Scott’s right. What a thrill!
November 15, 2025 at 3:31 AM
I’d love to see how some friends from my neighborhood and elementary school are doing. Scott’s right. What a thrill!
Hey mendacious ass**** aka Megyn Kelly! Everyone realizes there’s a big difference between 15 year olds and 5 year olds, but there’s never a good reason to be talking about that difference.
November 14, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Hey mendacious ass**** aka Megyn Kelly! Everyone realizes there’s a big difference between 15 year olds and 5 year olds, but there’s never a good reason to be talking about that difference.
I’m comforted by Liz Cheney’s words, “One day Donald Trump will be gone, but your dishonor will remain.” I hope the day comes soon to see these people in court fighting to stay out of prison, draining their bank accounts, trying to save their tarnished reputations.
November 14, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I’m comforted by Liz Cheney’s words, “One day Donald Trump will be gone, but your dishonor will remain.” I hope the day comes soon to see these people in court fighting to stay out of prison, draining their bank accounts, trying to save their tarnished reputations.
Matthews should give back the captaincy to JT. He’s the best player on the team so far and probably the oldest. I’m starting to think Auston isn’t the guy. If he had JT’s guts he’d be a true beast.
November 14, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Matthews should give back the captaincy to JT. He’s the best player on the team so far and probably the oldest. I’m starting to think Auston isn’t the guy. If he had JT’s guts he’d be a true beast.
If you’re a Jan Sixer, here’s a career path for you.
November 11, 2025 at 3:50 AM
If you’re a Jan Sixer, here’s a career path for you.
“Someone get me someone on the phone while I’m waiting!”
November 7, 2025 at 5:15 PM
“Someone get me someone on the phone while I’m waiting!”
It absolutely astounds me how truly dumb Trump is. The pit of his stupidity is bottomless.
November 6, 2025 at 7:07 PM
It absolutely astounds me how truly dumb Trump is. The pit of his stupidity is bottomless.
If I didn’t have a penis, I wouldn’t be a man.
November 6, 2025 at 3:44 AM
If I didn’t have a penis, I wouldn’t be a man.
The optics tell me everything I need to know. Malaysia serenaded him with his favorite song. Japan gave him a gold golf ball. South Korea gave him a crown. Xi gave him a stiff handshake and a half smile.
November 5, 2025 at 5:41 AM
The optics tell me everything I need to know. Malaysia serenaded him with his favorite song. Japan gave him a gold golf ball. South Korea gave him a crown. Xi gave him a stiff handshake and a half smile.
Them Irsay girls got something cooking in Indy.
November 5, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Them Irsay girls got something cooking in Indy.
Don’t forget the WBC in March. You think the World Series is something? #WorldBaseballClassic
November 5, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Don’t forget the WBC in March. You think the World Series is something? #WorldBaseballClassic
Why are the courts telling the White House? They should be telling Congress to comply.
November 2, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Why are the courts telling the White House? They should be telling Congress to comply.
The baseball gods clued us in during Gm 6 on that dead ball play, that the Dodgers were inevitable. When does a ball ever get wedged in the out field cushions; especially in that spot?
November 2, 2025 at 2:22 PM
The baseball gods clued us in during Gm 6 on that dead ball play, that the Dodgers were inevitable. When does a ball ever get wedged in the out field cushions; especially in that spot?
I hope the puck eater is ok. He is one tough dude.
November 2, 2025 at 1:55 PM
I hope the puck eater is ok. He is one tough dude.