Breaking: Despite his ghoulish nature, Gerry was recently estranged from the Addams Family, due to his conflicting focus on Irish unification efforts.

After clashing with Karen and Richard over the incorporation of edgy synths on their forthcoming album, John has confirmed he’s leaving The Carpenters to focus on directing horror movies.

Exclusive: After a misjudged European tour, following several dance-related injuries and laryngitis, Peter has confirmed he’s leaving the Jackson Five to return to focus on directing fantasy movies.

Breaking News: After an ill-feted summer season in Bournemouth, Christopher has left the Nolan Sisters to focus on his directing.

My cats are too cute

My fella got one of these and I tried it so you don’t have to. It’s like mushroom soup watered down with skimmed milk. You owe me one!

I’ve been researching DEI to uncover whether it improves employee turnover for my forthcoming master’s dissertation. Now DEI is all over the news. I’ve written a LinkedIn post about my recent research and how it relates to the news…

I’ve become obsessed with the uncanny quality of the Mersey tunnels. It’s like travelling back to mid twentieth century.

Severance: it’s a gorgeously odd return for this surreal drama – if you can work out what’s happening

Just conducting a workplace inspection