There are only three political positions in America today

1) I like the fascism

2) I'll acquiesce to the fascism (reasons for this one vary: cowardice, access, denial, misguidedly thinking that acquiescence is savvy, etc)

3) I oppose the fascism

The rest is details

I’ve never even been to the eastern seaboard, much less NYC. Fucking stoked for Mamdani though. Go get em.

I’m fairly certain this is stolen valor. I must confront this man 🫡

NYPD: “We believe the suspect graduated from one of Canada’s top business schools with really good grades”

Ah, finally! I’ve gained entry to the Bluesky. As the cobalt void envelops me in its cerulean non-firmament, I cry out to the nothingness, “I think we all just broke this website, guys.”