Mike
@miiiike.bsky.social
Big fan of balls lately
December 5, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Big fan of balls lately
I just realized that it’s December which means I’m officially allowed to rewatch the lord of the rings
December 2, 2025 at 7:31 AM
I just realized that it’s December which means I’m officially allowed to rewatch the lord of the rings
Balls are smooth and I have no one to feel them
November 17, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Balls are smooth and I have no one to feel them
”I’m looking for fun” is the most annoying thing you can tell someone on a hookup app
November 15, 2025 at 3:02 AM
”I’m looking for fun” is the most annoying thing you can tell someone on a hookup app
Is anyone else on Hot Gael Summer TikTok?
July 16, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Is anyone else on Hot Gael Summer TikTok?
Netflix loves a show that takes place on a lake
July 11, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Netflix loves a show that takes place on a lake
What are the requirements for Raya? A family friend who is a vet with less than 500 followers is talking about matching with pro athletes
June 20, 2025 at 8:08 PM
What are the requirements for Raya? A family friend who is a vet with less than 500 followers is talking about matching with pro athletes
Forgot that I needed to make more ice today until it was time to make cocktails
June 15, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Forgot that I needed to make more ice today until it was time to make cocktails
@kdedwardsnc.bsky.social do you no longer sell signed copies of your books through flyleaf?
May 30, 2025 at 7:00 AM
@kdedwardsnc.bsky.social do you no longer sell signed copies of your books through flyleaf?
I can tell it’s getting warmer by how low my balls are hanging
May 6, 2025 at 7:31 AM
I can tell it’s getting warmer by how low my balls are hanging
Joined a book club thinking it would motivate me to read more and now I have to read half a book tomorrow
April 10, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Joined a book club thinking it would motivate me to read more and now I have to read half a book tomorrow
Went to take a softie pic and instead got a growing video
March 23, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Went to take a softie pic and instead got a growing video
Spent the weekend in a cabin with a bunch of straight guys. Can’t wait to jerk off when I get home.
February 23, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Spent the weekend in a cabin with a bunch of straight guys. Can’t wait to jerk off when I get home.
It would be really cool if I could find a doctor that actually takes my insurance
February 18, 2025 at 2:51 PM
It would be really cool if I could find a doctor that actually takes my insurance
Are we really complaining about characters not having a story arc after 1 episode?
February 17, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Are we really complaining about characters not having a story arc after 1 episode?
If you see me make a horny post like this it only takes a light suggestion for me to take it further
February 10, 2025 at 6:57 AM
If you see me make a horny post like this it only takes a light suggestion for me to take it further
Started my cold brew too late yesterday and it won’t be ready for another 2 hours 😫
February 9, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Started my cold brew too late yesterday and it won’t be ready for another 2 hours 😫
This was a crazy choice of an ad for Duolingo.
January 12, 2025 at 5:35 AM
This was a crazy choice of an ad for Duolingo.
Just had to explain fancams to my dad because of Luigi
December 11, 2024 at 4:45 AM
Just had to explain fancams to my dad because of Luigi
“It’s not that serious” he said after finding out that he was the villain of the day
December 11, 2024 at 12:10 AM
“It’s not that serious” he said after finding out that he was the villain of the day
Forgot to get more oranges now I have no garnish for my old fashioned
December 8, 2024 at 2:53 AM
Forgot to get more oranges now I have no garnish for my old fashioned
Forgot to cancel two trials today. Guess I’m arguing with customer service tomorrow
December 6, 2024 at 6:59 AM
Forgot to cancel two trials today. Guess I’m arguing with customer service tomorrow
Are these supposed to be different emotions?
December 6, 2024 at 5:33 AM
Are these supposed to be different emotions?
OMG the snackwrap is back next year!
December 6, 2024 at 3:49 AM
OMG the snackwrap is back next year!
Watching my nephew tomorrow so I’m going to be sick next week
December 6, 2024 at 12:15 AM
Watching my nephew tomorrow so I’m going to be sick next week