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Three sons, 8 chickens, three dogs, two cats, two guinea pigs and a frog. Wife to TobyJoe.

This is all a Sim.
My whole day is RUINED! My entire trajectory is off! I’m a moon without a planet! A lamprey without a fish! Utter chaos! CHAOS over here! For the #NYTGame app is down. I don’t know if I can take it!!

::smashes shit::
::kicks the air::
::falls down::
October 20, 2025 at 1:22 PM
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They already have Dave Franco on a call
December 9, 2024 at 9:59 PM
Good one!
I'd say Darren Criss would be perfect to play #luigimangione in whatever Netflix has already optioned!
December 10, 2024 at 12:48 AM
Who will play Luigi Mangione in the movie? I’m going with Rami Malek. #luigimangione #CEOKiller #unitedhealthcare
December 9, 2024 at 9:50 PM
My character must have been down for maintenance the day The Sim installed the Taylor Swift fan software.

Because I’m always just like wtf?
November 18, 2024 at 3:41 PM
I’m at a water park with my kids and it occurs to me that no matter how “scary” they claim a slide is, they’ll never know the lawlessness of Action Park from the 80s, which we frequented as kids. If you’re not afraid you’re *actually* going to die, it ain’t a scary water slide.
August 2, 2023 at 3:40 PM
July 6, 2023 at 11:16 PM
One of the 4th grade girls I taught is often made fun of, accused of being weird. I found out, told the class that being weird is cool. “Embrace your weird! I was a weird kid too!” Just ran into her and her friend at the pool. They told me they started a club for weird kids. And everyone is welcome.
June 27, 2023 at 8:56 PM
From left to right: Greg, Murray and George. Their single out soon.
June 20, 2023 at 2:56 PM
Baltimore’s motto should be, “Hey, at least we’re not Philly.”
June 15, 2023 at 7:29 PM
Conditions outside means all outdoor activities are canceled, including the pool! So… movies! Spider-Man!
June 8, 2023 at 10:03 PM
This episode of Extrapolations is a little too real.

🌍🌳🔥😮‍💨
June 7, 2023 at 8:01 PM
Yesterday, while visiting my doctor, I took the stairs. While walking down the four flights I passed two medical professionals walking up them. I said, “To those who opt for the stairs!” And they both cheered and laughed and it made my heart feel full.
June 6, 2023 at 10:58 AM
Invasive species.
May 27, 2023 at 7:26 PM
Seeing a lot of dog posts. Hope this one doesn’t get flagged by the pornography filter.
May 24, 2023 at 8:36 PM
Daily cake:

The wedding cake.

My goal was to have a beautiful white wedding cake and add three edible, super realistic cockroaches. A nod to the movie Secretary.
May 24, 2023 at 3:40 PM
Omg so good
May 23, 2023 at 8:56 PM
I’m supposed to fly to Utah on Friday and I’m freaking out with anxiety over flying (I am terrified of flying) by myself. Why am I so broken? What’s wrong with my stupid brain? 😩 I’m finding it impossible to do anything anticipating it and am thinking to cancel.
May 22, 2023 at 8:13 PM
It’s a little silly how continually amazed I feel when I grow something out back and am able to eat it. Farmers must walk around feeling like god all the time.
May 21, 2023 at 5:03 PM
Rooting for the orcas.
May 20, 2023 at 1:34 AM