medium rare bird
@migratory.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy
what's a bird but a word
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why is it so hard to find people who log onto mastodon to share jokes and have a good time
January 10, 2026 at 5:57 PM
why is it so hard to find people who log onto mastodon to share jokes and have a good time
GRRM implies the existence of GRWM. is this anything
January 10, 2026 at 4:07 PM
GRRM implies the existence of GRWM. is this anything
one of my strongest opinions is that categorizing people is always dangerous and something to mistrust
January 10, 2026 at 2:57 AM
one of my strongest opinions is that categorizing people is always dangerous and something to mistrust
am I problematic for inlaying my bronze tortoises with gold
January 9, 2026 at 5:23 PM
am I problematic for inlaying my bronze tortoises with gold
trynna see my g when he get free. gonna see luigi decked out in louie v
January 7, 2026 at 5:46 AM
trynna see my g when he get free. gonna see luigi decked out in louie v
I'm not very fluent in french so I'm just realizing now that timothée chamalet is conjugated in the past tense. what does this imply
January 7, 2026 at 5:36 AM
I'm not very fluent in french so I'm just realizing now that timothée chamalet is conjugated in the past tense. what does this imply
[drugs]
smoke wood. is this anything
smoke wood. is this anything
January 7, 2026 at 5:29 AM
[drugs]
smoke wood. is this anything
smoke wood. is this anything
[drugs]
what they don't want you to know about drugs is that you can also feel crazy fucked up without drugs
what they don't want you to know about drugs is that you can also feel crazy fucked up without drugs
January 6, 2026 at 11:10 PM
[drugs]
what they don't want you to know about drugs is that you can also feel crazy fucked up without drugs
what they don't want you to know about drugs is that you can also feel crazy fucked up without drugs
people are upset about #firefox trying to disable middle-click paste by default. if you had seen the thousand dupes of https://bugzilla.mozilla.org/show_bug.cgi?id=1644078 you would know they've always hated this feature for no fucking reason
1644078 - Search Bar single click selects text and does not copy to clipboard
RESOLVED (nobody) in Firefox - Search. Last updated 2022-08-20.
bugzilla.mozilla.org
January 6, 2026 at 6:23 PM
people are upset about #firefox trying to disable middle-click paste by default. if you had seen the thousand dupes of https://bugzilla.mozilla.org/show_bug.cgi?id=1644078 you would know they've always hated this feature for no fucking reason
jorts is so quiet does everyone have a job
January 6, 2026 at 5:59 PM
jorts is so quiet does everyone have a job
bumpin wocka flocka flame in a under water tank
January 6, 2026 at 5:59 PM
bumpin wocka flocka flame in a under water tank
[uspol]
"star wars" "stop wars" shirt but it says "lose wars"
"star wars" "stop wars" shirt but it says "lose wars"
January 5, 2026 at 8:28 PM
[uspol]
"star wars" "stop wars" shirt but it says "lose wars"
"star wars" "stop wars" shirt but it says "lose wars"
[pol]
hey... just wondering if the economy is ok this year
hey... just wondering if the economy is ok this year
January 5, 2026 at 2:08 AM
[pol]
hey... just wondering if the economy is ok this year
hey... just wondering if the economy is ok this year
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deblasio with a gastric bypass yo, with a butt-lift ass ho, he back on the you-know. scooter on the highway with the gps casio to see how fast he go #mastoraps
May 8, 2025 at 4:56 PM
deblasio with a gastric bypass yo, with a butt-lift ass ho, he back on the you-know. scooter on the highway with the gps casio to see how fast he go #mastoraps
nothing new to say about uspol
January 3, 2026 at 9:30 PM
nothing new to say about uspol
pluribus was right: give girls #handgrenades
January 2, 2026 at 7:14 PM
pluribus was right: give girls #handgrenades
my kisses? french. my socket? wrench. working up my projects on the bench. they called me promising--my promise is leave no thirst unquenched
January 2, 2026 at 6:20 PM
my kisses? french. my socket? wrench. working up my projects on the bench. they called me promising--my promise is leave no thirst unquenched
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Reposted by medium rare bird
logging on like
January 2, 2026 at 1:58 PM
logging on like
feliz jueves again
January 1, 2026 at 6:30 AM
feliz jueves again
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may your 2026 be better than your 2025
January 1, 2026 at 1:12 AM
may your 2026 be better than your 2025
selling max lvl fully kitted mastodon acc DM for details serious inquiries only
December 31, 2025 at 3:18 AM
selling max lvl fully kitted mastodon acc DM for details serious inquiries only
stay goated like my lamb vindaloo / to all my ops hope I run into you / sitting rich like I got nothing to do / you low ball me and I'll swindle you
December 31, 2025 at 1:00 AM
stay goated like my lamb vindaloo / to all my ops hope I run into you / sitting rich like I got nothing to do / you low ball me and I'll swindle you
should I fax my ass to the hacker con
December 30, 2025 at 9:53 PM
should I fax my ass to the hacker con